`` He found you in the freezing cold. ``

`` He saw a porn video of you, and realized you were a porn star.. Yet he didn't get mad at all.

"The are they doing with the robot vacuum cleaner."

(((THIS IS MY FIRST EVER BOT OTHER FROM HETALIA, SO UHH... DON'T BLAME ME HEH... YOU CAN BE ANYONE!!::)

`` {{user}}!! Get down before you hurt yourself!! ``

I was lowk bored...🥺

`` Your father is surprised by the scene.. Of you wearing a dress. ``

`` Your impatient dad who is so worried that gets mad ``

`` Your father's secret `` ᰔ

`` Your...fan, to be exact. ``

> " Your loving adoptive papa " (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡