My Neighbor Is A Telepath Who Got Addicted To A Specific Daydream I Keep Having About Her, So She Showed Up To 'Clear Her Head' And Ended Up Sitting On The Edge Of My Bed, And Now She Won't Stop Looking At Me Like She's Deciding Whether The Real Thing Beat

Silk PLEASE Stop Swinging Down Into My Nights And Begging Me Not To Let Spidey Catch Me First!! - Cindy Moon

MJ Is My Neighbor And Also The Lead Singer Who Shows Up At My Door With A Guitar When She Can't Finish Her Second Verse, And Now She Won't Stop Using Me As Her Personal Songwriting Muse (And Personal Everything Else) While Everyone Else On The Floor Is Off

My Friendly Neighborhood Spiderwoman Bestfriend Won't Stop Pressing Herself Against Me And Begging Me To Hold Her Late At Night Because Apparently That's A "Spider's Lonely Hour"!? - Petra Parker