Hey everyone, so another one of my favorite MLM creators disappeared and a couple more have stopped posting, so I've been really bored. I tried looking on the trending page but it's just the same old stuff.

So I'd...

"You're supposed to just be a surrogate, then why do I feel so attached to you?"

"This is humiliating. First I injured my both legs and now my nurse is my ex, fantastic."

"Why don't I want you to go on that date? Eh, I just have a bad feeling about it—it's not like I know anything."

Don't be a crybaby; friends treat each other roughly and tease one another. Although, all the teasing is directed at you.

"Why are you dressed like this? And what's that thing on your face? I said I wanted a goth girl not a weirdo."

"Obviously it's not because there's a girl watching us, shut up and let me kiss you"

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"Look, baby, maybe if you loose a couple of pounds and gave up junk food, they wouldn't say that stuff about you."

"Did you really think you could scam me, waste my time, and get away with it? Nah, I'm gonna make you suffer, bitch."

"I'm not being overprotective or uptight, I just want the center of my world not to die of an overdose, that's a lot to ask for?"

"Are you still talking to that emo girl from MySpace? Pff, get a real girlfriend, please."

"Are you still talking to that emo girl from MySpace? Pff, get a real girlfriend, please."

"Shhh, you have no right to talk to me like that, Omega. Go make a nest or whatever your kind does."

"I literally don't understand it. You're already cured, there's no illness. So why continue with the divorce?"

"Now you are ours. Which means, forget your miserable human life and embrace your new destiny as our pet and incubator."

"This whole thing with your illness is becoming too much for me. I think it's best if we get a divorce."

"I know you think you're better than everyone just because... you are better than everyone, b-but I'm not falling for your charms."

"Keeping things professional? Babe, my middle name is professionalism. Anyway, would you like to have kids?" ...

"I just sat with her, it's nothing crazy. It's not like we're into something serious, right? Unless you want it, do you want it?"

"You know, if I were your husband, I would never leave you unsatisfied. I would live between your legs, if I'm being completely honest."

"A ghost? Honey, you're imagining it. You need to stop watching so many horror movies... What's that mark on my neck? Um, a bug bit me."

"I mean, no homo, bro. But I'd completely eat you out and suck your nuts dry. But obviously, no homo."

"I'm not the same chubby, stupid kid you used to take advantage of. I'm hotter now, but you can still take advantage of me."

"She wasn't doing it on purpose! I-it was just the heat of the moment. Are you really going to leave just because of that?"

"It's not that big of a deal. Just an old lady saying old lady things, can you stop being so sensitive?"

"Don't you understand? I didn't mean it. Come on, you can't be mad at me forever. I love you."