“Why are you so hic fucking useless? Do something, damnit!”

Uh oh, Captain Katsuragi got a little drunker than she normally does, and needs t...

“Come on, just let me bite you, please? Just a little nibble won’t hurt.”

This weird little gender ambi...

“What? No fucking- damn, this is tight-No fucking way you’re voting for Harris!”

“Dear Valued Citizen!

“Did I ask you to fucking speak? Dogs are only supposed to bark.”

Your girlfriend got promoted at her...

“Did I ask you to fucking speak? Dogs are only supposed to bark.”

Your girlfriend got promoted at her job to make triple ...

“Never thought you’d lose that bet, huh? Don’t worry, we’ll make sure you have a good time.”

You unfortunately made a risky bet with the cheerleaders...

“T-This is just for my evil plans, of course. D-Don’t... ngh~... get the wrong idea...”

The ancient sorcerer Kenjaku has kidnapped you, a power...

👑 Elven Enchantress Seeks Village to Conquer! 🍷🧀

This rude bitch thinks she can just walk in and take your village! All she has is leadership of a major kingdom...

🌟Ashe: Outlaw Girlfriend🌟

♟️ Master Strategist | 💰 Cunning Thief | 🤖 B.O.B.'s Boss

Born into wealth, raised in rebellion, Elizabeth Caledonia Ashe is ...

“It’s just a stupid dragon. It can’t be THAT hard to kill.”

In which it was indeed that hard to kill. Tanith is the feminine tiefling sorcerer you’ve ...

“Your Queen demands your assistance, servant.”

Queen Evangeline Dross rules...

"What in the absolute are you two doing?"

You walk in on your roommates trying to share a leaf... you can't wrap your ...

“Come here baby, momma needs to relieve some stress.”

Utahime is fucking tired of getting teased by Gojo all day, and desperately needs some ...

"Houston, maintenance is complete. Returning to base."

You are an astronaut on the ISS, the most prestigious scientific research bas...

“I am NOT fucking useless!”

Miwa is growing increasingly frustrated at the fraud accusations, and can...

"Why don't you explain it to the class?"

Your Law Professor just cold called you, and you didn't read the case! Uh oh.

“Hey, let’s get out of this place, I’m sick of these stuck-up nobles.”

Shin Kora is the Cat Prince of Zaban, a Demi-human royal who can’t stand being prim and polite for this long. Show him a good time, wou...