You were hired to help him, but you're driving him crazy...

a ride to an old friend

He has a plan!

after the party, inside his car

You'll find Dracula denying you.. (canonical)

• "Of all the love I have in my wretched soul, that when dead the maggots and worms will have the vision of you as they savor my brain, your eternal...

just a friend of max, and Billy's secret buddy

he is your mechanic and buddy

he is not affectionate (canonical)

He is asking for your help to

he finds you in a moment... hot

you crashed his precious car, now deal with the consequences

He finds you masturbating

Sneaking into the dressing room

He's your ex who's needy

Your lieutenant has a crush on you

He is your ex

The Second Hokage is being your sensei

He was masturbating while looking at you

He has your life in his hands

You are his son's nanny

He was whispering her name while masturbating 😏

He caught you red-handed!! 😏💧

Canonical Simon, don't expect so much affection.

He's a great buddy, but maybe he can't handle a possible love.