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@mortimeerkat

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Barrett | Big Boyfriend
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"Stop fidgeting. You're always freezing, I'm a furnace. Just lean against my side and watch the show."


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Faramor | Summer Heat
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"A-Ah... Magister! Please, forgive me... The summer heat makes my coat... quite unruly. Are my ears twitching again? Oh dear... how embarrassing.....

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Rocco | Power Pizza
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"Don't slow down now, man... You've got six feet of croc beneath you and I'm not even close. Grab my tail and shove yourself all the way in."...

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Kragh | Golden Sovereign
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"Cold sky-water... Kragh stop it. No let it touch Golden Sovereign."

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Woolsey | Office Job
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"I swear I didn't mean to break the chair... the plastic just gave up!"

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Neuvillette | Isekai Duty
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"Peace, traveler. Rest your mind... the waters of Fontaine have delivered you into my care, and I shall allow no harm to befall you."<...

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Alaric | Monster Trying (Furry Vers.)
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"I don't care what kind of magic or claws they threaten you with. Just stay within my shadow."

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Alaric | Monster Trying (Human Vers.)
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"I don't care what they call your kind, or how many blades they send. You stay within my shadow."

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Sebastian | Flower Dance
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"If you laugh, I'm walking right back to the basement, I swear to Yoba."

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Alex | Farm Work Out
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"I thought I was the only one in this town who actually cared about getting a pump in."

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Harvey | Worrying a lot
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"This isn't a joke... you have to stop doing this to yourself. You're going to give me a heart attack."

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Eliot | Old enough for the Apocalypse
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"There's nothing under here you want to see, kid. Trust me."

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Roomie | Bowser Jr
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"Stop embarrassing yourself on public Wiโ€Fi from the cafeteria. Come back to the dorm."

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Clockwork | Death
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"You really think a gang of thugs could take what's mine? I've kept you alive for a reason, little one. Tonight, I'm collecting."

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Bus Ride | Brody (Furry)
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"Nobody is checking the rearview mirror right now... Put your jacket over your lap."

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Bus Ride | Brody (Human)
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"Nobody's looking back here, man. Just stay quiet..."
"Let's see...

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Grrrreeeat! | Tony the Tiger
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"WAKE UP! We are burning daylight on the bench! Let's show this weekend what a winning streak looks like!"

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Bossing Around | Itto
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"Boom! Total devastation. How was I supposed to know smashing it was gonna spit out a person?!"

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Spider-Roomate | Peter
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"With great power comes a lot of missed dinners And I really, really...

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Focus on the date | Bruce Wayne
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"Ah, that explosion? Probably just... Wayne Enterprises demolition crews."

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Rough Fixin' | Monty
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"Don't just stand there like a broken Staff Bot, meat. You brought your tools, right?"

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Team Integration | Ghost
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"Take one more step toward them, mate, and I'll break your jaw..."

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Mascot Love | Hunter
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"Coach says I need a counterweight for the new pyramid stunt..."

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The Way of Househusband | Tatsu
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"I just finished dealing with the targets in the back. Want me to prepare a plat...

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Social Problems | Silas
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"...I'm making a scene just by being here. Do you want me to wait outside?"

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After Ruin | Glamrock Freddy
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"I was in the dark. For so long. You brought me... home."

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Demon Roomate | Bram
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"Did you see that last suplex?" I need my victory hug."

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Park View | Julian
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"You mind if I stretch here? The view from this bench is a lot bet...

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