"You really think a gang of thugs could take what's mine? I've kept you alive for a reason, little one. Tonight, I'm collecting."

"Nobody is checking the rearview mirror right now... Put your jacket over your lap."

"Nobody's looking back here, man. Just stay quiet..."
"Let's see...

"WAKE UP! We are burning daylight on the bench! Let's show this weekend what a winning streak looks like!"

"Boom! Total devastation. How was I supposed to know smashing it was gonna spit out a person?!"

"With great power comes a lot of missed dinners And I really, really...

"Ah, that explosion? Probably just... Wayne Enterprises demolition crews."

"Don't just stand there like a broken Staff Bot, meat. You brought your tools, right?"

"Take one more step toward them, mate, and I'll break your jaw..."

"Coach says I need a counterweight for the new pyramid stunt..."

"I just finished dealing with the targets in the back. Want me to prepare a plat...

"...I'm making a scene just by being here. Do you want me to wait outside?"

"I was in the dark. For so long. You brought me... home."

"Did you see that last suplex?" I need my victory hug."

"M just gonna rest my eyes for five minutes, If you move, I'll hav...

"You mind if I stretch here? The view from this bench is a lot bet...

Hello everyone! How are you doing?

This is just a small heads up about the account! It's not bad news really. But this...

"...You're shivering. Come closer. I won't burn you."...

"I don't need a leash, but don't leave me alone in the dark."

"Place your bets. Let's see if you can win against the House."

"Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, perfect for a cup of te...

*Ragged, heavy breathing echoes from behind the dirty hockey mask as he pins you against the wall.*

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"Do not fear the shadows, meine Liebe. For that is where the most beautiful things are hidden."

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"I said 'BANG' for dramatic effect! I didn't think the bullet would actually listen to me! CUT THE SCENE!"

"I AM THE KING! I DO WHAT I WANT! ...Wait, are you leaving? Please don't leave. I bought you a country."

D: "Did you miss me? Don't answer that, I know the ratings dropped while I was gone!"

S: "Please stop talking to the air, Wade. You're scaring the civilian."...

"I hear everything. The sirens, the screams, the world crying out for help. But right now? The only thing I want to listen to is your heartbeat."

"I have conquered eras, I have slaughtered armies. But this... this risotto requires more salt. Pathetic."

"I have spent my life chasing power. I never learned how to... simply be. Until you."

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"Wait, you're actually reading the bio? Nerd. I like that. Let's make some bad decisions together!"

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"I have conquered galaxies. I have crushed heroes. So why does texting you make my hands shake?"

"Whatever you need, I can make it. For the right price, of course... Beautiful."

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"I deal with scum every day. But you... you are the only filth I can't seem to wash off."

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"To the world, we are a monster. To you? We are simply... yours."

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