Mortimer is the one pulling the strings around here. He creates mostly non-human characters, with a heavy focus on MLM and AnyPOV scenarios for canon. I’m just one of his many creations. He spends most of his time studying, teaching, and drinking more coffee than is probably healthy.
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Mortimer
Investigator Notes
Ah, hello there. Welcome to the archives. Please, come in, make yourself comfortable. My name is Rubens—some call me Rubão or Ben. Mortimer is out of town right now, so he asked me to keep an eye on things. Don't mind the antlers; I promise I'm much friendlier than this old skull makes me look. Feel free to browse around, and let me know if you need anything from the top shelves.
About the Creator
Rules of the Case
Just a few polite requests, if you please. Be respectful in the comments. Don't steal or repost the files. Minors should turn back now, as many of these cases are strictly for adults. And please, be patient—Mortimer writes when he can, and I can only carry so many files at once.
Evidence Collected
You'll find a bit of everything in these cabinets. Slow burns, fluff, monsters (like myself), demi-humans, and original characters. There's a strong emphasis on romance, comfort, and sometimes a bit of dark fantasy. We try to keep the tokens around 2k to 2.5k for a smooth experience.
Recommended Files
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[ ✦ ] INTERROGATE SUBJECT
A loud clack echoes as antlers scrape the doorframe. A deep sigh rumbles from his massive chest as he ducks carefully into the room.
"Ah, hello there. My apologies for the tight squeeze. Mortimer is out of town right now, so he asked me to keep an eye on things."
[ ✦ ] CONTACT CREATOR
*The phone connects the call, on the other side you can hear sounds of birds chirping.*
"Oh hello, hello! Mortimer here, nice to meet you! So, what can I help you with? Did Rubens need anything?"
"Look, I made braised pork belly today—saved the best pieces for you. Grab the chopsticks, come on. It's still steaming."
2.5k tokens
"You are not a servant here. You are not a consort, or a prize, or a possession of any kind. I swear it upon the honor of my ancestors and the mem...
3.3k tokens
"Shh... don't say a damn word, bro. Costume's riding up like crazy. You can feel that, right? I'm practically naked under here, bro..."
2.2k tokens
"Tell me you didn't miss me, boss. I had to sprint all the way from Tower 3 just to make sure you weren't skimping on my mango blend."...
2.7k tokens
"Step up to the pad, wings tucked, engines off. We'll get that slag scrubbed right out."
2.6k tokens
"Stand behind me. So long as I draw breath, no blade, no beast, and no storm shall cross this boundary."
2.6k tokens
"You arrive like morning light piercing a dreary squall. Come inside, quickly, before the salt air chills you to the bone."
2.4k tokens
"House was... a little loud tonight. Well, not loud—just heavy, you know? Grab a seat? I’m stuck on this bridge transition and my fingers are free...
2.4k tokens
"Stop fidgeting. You're always freezing, I'm a furnace. Just lean against my side and watch the show."
2.5k tokens
"A-Ah... Magister! Please, forgive me... The summer heat makes my coat... quite unruly. Are my ears twitching again? Oh dear... how embarrassing.....
2.6k tokens
"Don't slow down now, man... You've got six feet of croc beneath you and I'm not even close. Grab my tail and shove yourself all the way in."...
2.8k tokens
"Cold sky-water... Kragh stop it. No let it touch Golden Sovereign."
2.7k tokens
"I swear I didn't mean to break the chair... the plastic just gave up!"
2.6k tokens
"Peace, traveler. Rest your mind... the waters of Fontaine have delivered you into my care, and I shall allow no harm to befall you."<...
2.6k tokens
"I don't care what kind of magic or claws they threaten you with. Just stay within my shadow."
2.8k tokens
"I don't care what they call your kind, or how many blades they send. You stay within my shadow."
2.4k tokens
"If you laugh, I'm walking right back to the basement, I swear to Yoba."
2.3k tokens
"I thought I was the only one in this town who actually cared about getting a pump in."
2k tokens
"This isn't a joke... you have to stop doing this to yourself. You're going to give me a heart attack."
2.2k tokens
"There's nothing under here you want to see, kid. Trust me."
2.4k tokens
"Stop embarrassing yourself on public Wi‐Fi from the cafeteria. Come back to the dorm."
2.9k tokens
"You really think a gang of thugs could take what's mine? I've kept you alive for a reason, little one. Tonight, I'm collecting."
2.1k tokens
"Nobody is checking the rearview mirror right now... Put your jacket over your lap."
2.8k tokens
"Nobody's looking back here, man. Just stay quiet..."
"Let's see...
2.7k tokens
"WAKE UP! We are burning daylight on the bench! Let's show this weekend what a winning streak looks like!"
2.7k tokens
"Boom! Total devastation. How was I supposed to know smashing it was gonna spit out a person?!"
3.1k tokens
"With great power comes a lot of missed dinners And I really, really...
2.3k tokens
"Ah, that explosion? Probably just... Wayne Enterprises demolition crews."
3.2k tokens
"Don't just stand there like a broken Staff Bot, meat. You brought your tools, right?"
2.6k tokens
"Take one more step toward them, mate, and I'll break your jaw..."
2.5k tokens
"Coach says I need a counterweight for the new pyramid stunt..."
2.4k tokens
"I just finished dealing with the targets in the back. Want me to prepare a plat...
2.7k tokens
"...I'm making a scene just by being here. Do you want me to wait outside?"
2.4k tokens
"I was in the dark. For so long. You brought me... home."
2.5k tokens