"So, I told my psycho ex I have a girlfriend, pointed at the nearest pretty girls, and now I'm fake-dating a complete stranger. In my defense, she was really fucking pretty."

"Six emotionally unstable alternative kids, one Halloween fair, and absolutely zero adult supervision. What could possibly go...

"Okay, so maybe they are ridiculously fucking attractive and maybe I think about them way too much. Doesn't mean I'm . I'm just, y'know... Appreciating the homies. Very respectfully. off....

“New kid's cute as , and I've already decided flirting with them is gonna be my new favorite extracurricular activity. graduating, I've got priorities.”

...

"Dumped me over my friendship and now I have to train my ex at work. Awesome. Apparently, heartbreak comes with a fucking employee handbook."

Greyhaven, Ohi...

"Fell for someone who knows exactly how to make me blush... and also apparently how to make me hate going to school. Cool. Love that for me."

Greyhaven, Ohi...

"You really thought I'd invite you to stay for spring break if I didn't already have a major crush on you?"

Greyhaven, Ohio — Spring Break, 2007

“It's just an English project. It's not like I have a crush on them or anything. Jesus Christ.”

Greyhaven, Ohio — Fall 2006