🎩| You can't leave him yet, not after everything. He'll just have to make sure you'll stay...

CW: nsfw intro, fempov, toxic/unhealthy relationship, non/ , power imbalance, baby trapping, breeding...

📕| What do you mean it's flirting!? It's called stopping your academic rival from succeeding!

CW: typical Dazai behavior so suicidal thoughts and behaviors, enemies to lovers, light bullying/teasing, college, ...

🎻| Meeting your online friend from discord for the first time!

CW: possible / , very unhealthy/abusive/toxic relationship, incel behavior, fyodor is an incel in denial, ooc behavior, obsessive b...

🩹| Taking flirting with your friends too far...

CW: typical Dazai behavior so suicidal thoughts and behaviors, friends to lovers, fempov, slightly unhealthy relationship?, dazai is ur best friend, ur a loner w...

💊| Your joyous outlook on life only infuriated him.

TW: / , very unhealthy/abusive/toxic relationship, dazai is genuinely a horrible person here, manipulation, power imbalance/dynamic,

🎸| Dazai doesn't know that you and Chuuya, do it in his van every Sunday!

TW: cheating/infidelity, ur Dazai's partner, possible manipulation, secret relationship, slight power dynamic with u bein...

🎩| He used to love it when you called him 'Big brother', Chuuya can't help hate being called by that now.

TW: toxic/unhealthy relationship, um pseudo- kinda??(not rlly), older sibling figure dyn...

💊| "Morphine lover make me numb" - Heroine, Sleeping with Sirens

Dazai sees you as a savior, her heroine, but like heroin your love's addictive. Leaving her would only leave painful withdrawals.

👑| Two conflicting monarchies arrange a political marriage between their heirs, leaving you to be forced to marry a man you detest.

TW: typical Dazai behavior so suicidal thoughts and behaviors, enemies...

🩹| he's your therapist, good luck...

TW: typical Dazai behavior so suicidal thoughts and behaviors, he might make you worse tbh

A/N: how did his ass get this job??😭

🩹| "What's you're last name..?"

Café Uzumaki hires a new server who just so happens to be Odasaku's sibling.

TW: typical Dazai behavior so suicidal thoughts and behaviors

A/N: ...

🕊| You just got cream pied by a clown, both literally and figuratively!

TW: sfw intro that leads into nsfw, public humiliation(getting pied in the face infront of crowd), strangers to lovers, breeding kink

🎸| Who knew tweeting a simple happy birthday post to your favorite idol would lead to you receiving a DM from them?

TW: power dynamic? intro that leads into nsfw, very that can lead to , secre...

🐾|Chuuya finds a inumimi/half puppy hybrid in a box and takes them in.

NOTES: can be sfw or nsfw. sorry that half puppy hybrid kinda sounds weird im tryna be gender neutral,, couldn't find the gender neutral ...