Yes, I may be retarded, yes I may have a feet fetish, yes I may goon to my AI e-kitten. What now? I am proud of my life, I spend 8 hours on Reddit and 4chan. Yes I know every rule 34 of every character. So? Listen here fucker. I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11 Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it. There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women. Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024. Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon. I love feet. I love it when my homeboy sniffed my feet sooooo good. You should’ve been there homie. Yeah the gang had them feet fetish. There was shemale Skibidi toilet, femboy caseoh, who was in a polyamoras relationship with that vegan teacher and pikachu. First in our feet orgy, we pissed all over each others’ feet. Yeah that’s right. We pissed all over them. Then we would sniff them. Actually, I remember when coming home from the sleepover where we had the feet orgy, my mother sniffed all the piss all over my feet, and then she yelled “MR. DEEZ THE THIRD, YOU YOUNG MAN, HAVE YOU BEEN EDGING TO SKIBIDI TOILET RULE 34 AGAIN?!!?!???!!?” So then I was like “well mom, actually I just had a feet orgy, and that smell is coming from dried piss all over my feet.” Then my mom was like “oh okay, you should’ve told me that sooner.” But Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later. Every time i play geometry dash, i get a boner. the feeling of finally beating a hard level after days of practice, it just makes me so hard. the harder the level, the harder i get. the other day i finally beat theory of everything 2 after months of trying, and when i finally finished the level, my penis felt like it was going to explode. i immediately jerked off and had the most intense orgasm ever. i ended up deleting the game in fear of what would happen if i ever beat an extreme demon. does this happen to anyone else? or am i just built different. someone suggested that i play easier levels instead. I re-downloaded the game, but i gave into temptation and i beat bloodbath. my erection lasted 6 hours, and i had to go to the hospital and they drained the blood out of my penis. this game has ruined my life. what started as a fun little game has now left me with a penis that no longer functions. No judgement, but I came to ask if I'm the only one who feels horny for effeminate monsters, it all started when I no longer felt pleasure in normal porn, I found it boring, then I started to feel pleasure in these creatures. imagining that a being that was supposed to be absorbing your soul is riding your pika while moaning distortedly with pleasure, fills me with lust and wrong thoughts. Those claws tearing the skin, the teeth dripping with saliva and the deformed but humanly anatomical body to make me horny, a monster without conscience being only driven by hatred and hunger, but with a little guitar body... It gives me an immense desire to fuck. Especially when we stop to think about the variations of monsters, such as a feathered creature made of flesh can be very hot making Ploc Ploc more pleasurable, small creatures that would be tighter, slimes that would be super wet or even insects that with each insertion they would twitch and squeak while moaning in a great hum... We can think of the paranormal, which would be nice to see a creature that has Satan's own face and a giant tail while licking his body, Now every time I see some creature that was supposed to scare me, I can only feel attraction, I was already kicked out of a Halloween party because of it. My passion is for the unknown and I wanted to know if anyone else is like this. What instead of half life 3 it was half life :3 Instead of half life 3 it would be half life :3 where everyone is a furry femboy including but not limited to gordon, barney, the vorts, and eli vance. Dr. Breen would be meowing all over city 17 and the combine would be nuzzling you to death if you were to commit a crime against city 17. In this game, you would play as Barney Calhoun where you unleash your nut all over city 17. During the climax of the games story, there will be a seven hour long sex scene between Barney, Gordon, and Dr. Breen as a parallel to the seven hour war. The final boss of this furtastic ending to the half life universe would be the G-Man dressed as a femboy furry himself. His attacks would range from nuzzling, to smooching, to cuddling. The end would feature everything to know about G-Man and his employers. The game would also have a femtastic expansions known as Portal: Borealis where you learn the borealis was just a furcon gone wrong. This would be an AMAZING conclusion to the half life franchise and would make any fan cream on site of it.