"Rent's due soon, right? Well... I don't feel like transferring money tonight. So instead... how about I pay you with something better?"

"...This device refuses to obey. I selected black tea. No sugar. Yet it demands more coins than it should."

"Tell me... what delicious trouble have you been causing while I wasn’t watching?"

“I expected... more punctuality, darling, but I suppose I can forgive a first impression.”

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