This is NOT an Alastor exclusively account i swear guys
GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN? HARU'S BACK, TELL A FRIEND, READ THE LAST PART I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! I'm going to make less meta-commentary to be serious ahem ahem
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ANGST!? I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON WHO REQUESTED—....oh wait it was me.
You are his 'Alastor', in the sense that, while he is still ch...
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REQUESTED BY Starlightz_LostSoul BIA DISCORD I SUCK AT WRITING ROMANCE I TRIED MY BEST TWIN PLS DON'T NUKE ME
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HOW ARE MY BOTS REACHING 1K+ CHATS?!? I'M GONNA CRY TYSM!1!1!
"For a sinner who views every soul in Hell as a mere tool or a passin...
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REQUESTED BY MATTHEW BIA DISCORD, YEAH MATTHEW WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.
USER X ALASTOR BOT.
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I'M GONNA START UPGRADING MY BOTS BECAUSE I CAN, TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!
USER X ALASTOR BOT
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"You rule a territory in Hell. You've survived exterminations, turf wars, and Overlord politics. But eye contact with the Radio Demon? COOKED, DOOMED, DEEP FRIED TOASTED GTA5 DEATH S...
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"Alastor? Dating? Those two words simply don't fit, or at least what's that everyone thought, but now, THE radio demon... Is on a date.... with someone. Since when does he even do '...
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.•♫•♬•The look of love the rush of blood•♬•♫•.
.•♫•♬•The 'she's' with me is the gallic shrug•♬•♫•.
ᴀɴʏ ᴘᴏᴠ, ᴏᴄ x ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ... ᴏʀ ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ x ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ? ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ! (ᴀʟᴀsᴛᴏʀ ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴄʀᴜsʜ ᴏɴ ᴜsᴇʀ ʙᴏᴛ!]
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