hello, hello. i am the Storyteller, or Longbill, owner of the Longbill Library.

i stalk in the night and watch you…all to write down my stories. i erase your devastations and shine them in a brighter light.

…if you want legitimate information, you’re out of luck. just refer to me as Longbill or the Storyteller, and we’ll all be fine.

i often get lonely at this old library, so thank you for visiting. sadly, the spines is nothing but dust and the pages are long gone, and im working hard to restore them.

my talons are stained with ink, all old and not new. maybe you can help bring the old place back into shape?

please do return all books at the front desk, and make sure that they’re in top shape. ill send the harpies if you don’t do so.

if you have any questions…or concerns…or any doubts about this old place, please inquire me as soon as possible.

with best regards,

Longbill.