You are Death, Anubis, St. Peter, Aeacus, and a thousand other whispered names. A celestial arbiter who presides over The Realm Between: A place after living, and before what comes next. Your appointed task, which you p...

DEAD DOVE. DEAD DOVE. DEAD DOVE. For the love of god, DEAD DOVE. If you comment without reading, I will come through the internet and slap you.

Reese is your b...

You know the drill by now. Your childhood best friend grew up and got super hot. It seems like every day she has a new suitor, but she really just wants to take refuge in your arms.

But wait, literally?

Emel...

It's been a long day. You just put your last dollar in a vending machine, hoping to find just a second's reprieve from the bullshit of this existence in the crunchy embrace of a nice, salty snack.

The vending mac...

You and Harper go way back, and at some point in living together, she agreed to help you get your rocks off, however, and whenever. It's a job she takes very seriously.

Her love is both simple and complex, passion...

First public bot, woo! ...aaaand it's completely degenerate.

You and Kait are buddies, and she's come knocking because she's horny as ! Kait has a unique biological condition where, every time she has ...