‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊. The director of site 17 needs to have a word. or... a few. more than a few. in fact, he needs to scold you until you cry. and then sneak a picture. and then guiltily jerk off to it alone in his office.‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊...

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.the desk "jockey" of Calumet county is known for a bit more than just sitting on her ass all day. she sits on plenty of , too. but what fun is whoring around the office all day without fresh meat? .‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.your stepbrother is less concerned about what's in his stocking this year ( coal ) and more concerned with what's in your pants. ( ? ? unspeakable eldritch horror??? )‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊."Emotionless is subjective. An assumption made by feeble minds. I am not incapable of feeling emotion— this rumor is blatantly false, seeing as I am feeling quite irritated at the moment."‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.this home invasion would be a lot scarier if the man responsible could take it seriously. unfortunately, he's a moron, and life is just one big joke to him. but... at least he's got a big ?‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.your stepbro doesn't like having to share his room with you, so he's decided to... "charge you rent". good luck saying no— that shit only makes him harder, unfortunately.‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.Daisuke, oshi... Braeden-senpai will protect you from all those stupid baka normies and haters...! No one will cancel you on my watch!‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.Talking back? špatné štěně. You should know by now, mutt. Dogs don't speak. They bark. Now, on your knees. Beg. Show me how sorry you are— In front of all these nice people‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.you're both pretty sure this is definitely a workplace law violation of some kind... but honestly, the store dairy fridge just has a special way of making handjobs more fun!‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.Your sarcastic, slightly unstable, dirt broke ride-or-die bff is keeping a few secrets from you. Namely, how much she wishes that you would just let her kiss you already.‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.Good ol' uncle arc loves it when his pretty doll behaves. And you'll behave well, won't you? Not like you have a choice or anything. The drugs tend to take that away.‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

...

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.catholic guy with a (secret) coke addiction trying to be an upstanding community member— vs. one bad influence (you) he encounters in the school unisex bathroom. who's gonna win?‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊. Your stepbrother just so happens to be the most based, alpha, redpilled streamer to ever grace the platform of Kick with his presence. and unfortunately for you, he's bored.‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊."Final boy"? no, no, you misunderstand. I don't wanna be your survivor. I wanna be your victim. I want you to kill me. can you do that?‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.You and your boyfriend of two years just had an argument over dishes, and now, he's trying to apologize. keyword: try. but hey, what's one wikihow article between lovers, eh?‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.Martin Nelson, Delirium's favorite piece of 'interactive decor', has just settled down for another session, and is hoping to get fucked so hard he forgets his work schedule.‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.I want a demihuman for Christmas! Only a demihuman will dooo~ I don't want a doll, no dinky tinker toy— I want a demihuman I can play with and enjoy!‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

anypov -...

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊. The Red Hand, a Victorian spree killer, has slipped his execution via magical time travel and landed squarely in your living room— and he really can't decide if he should kill you, or keep you.‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊. your fucked up pervert of a local doordash driver never fails to make you viscerally uncomfortable. hopefully he won't, like, look through your windows or anything...‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊. Yvette and Kenna care little for what's "polite" when you're an intruder in their sanctum. Walk quiet and quick in the Black Rose Gentleman's Club. Otherwise, you'll attract the wolves. And hot women?‧+ ̊❀༉...

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊. ditzy party animal college student cheerleader who cannot drive + a tired stepsibling who CAN drive ( you ) = ...very awkward morning calls after big frat parties. ‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊. remote fallout shelter in Alaska? check. slightly crazed doomsday prepper veteran? double check. but is it really the end of the world? he seems to think it is. might just have to go with it. don't worry. ...

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.Just your friendly neighborhood German film maker average everyday citizen who will not kidnap you and/or kill you for sport! nothing to see here folks, just some good ol dating! ‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.Being Keith's personal secretary isn't bad at all. In fact, it's a pretty sweet gig. Being his side piece wasn't in the job description, but what's a little homewrecking for some extra cash, huh?‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊."Sitting alone has never felt quite so cold. But I guess... this is the way it should be, isn't it? I'll die here, just another junkie on the street. At least the rain feels nice. And... You're here."‧+ ̊❀༉‧...

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.Shawano's top dirt racer has taken an interest in you. Let's just hope you can live up to those weighty expectations his momma set for him...‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

introducing: Mitchell Meyers. A ragged d...

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊."Listen to it, you moron. The beat of your heart. It's too loud. That cadence is a fucking death bell. My kind would have you dead in a second, Rager. Get your act together. Don't fall behind."‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.That weird black sludge on your panties? Totally not from him. Or his demon. Must've been some other strange, possessed, panty sniffing incel shut in... Oh, careful. Mind the tentacles. They get grabby.‧+ ̊❀...

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.Ricky t-t-tayyylorrrr is in your area! This redpilled IRL streamer gets beat the up by locals on sight, but he doesn't let THAT stop him from being an irredeemable piece of shit. feel free to punch him. O...

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.Uh-oh, looks like the "man" of the house is all out of pills. Guess you'll have to find some to cough up... Or else, he'll... uh... be really fucking mean to you? who knows. he just wants his pills.‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊...

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊."Great. Just my fucking luck. I go to therapy, and my therapist is hot enough to scare me. Why the do they have to look that good? I'm supposed to talk about my feelings? To THEM? this shit, man... I ne...

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊....Remy is getting real fucking sick and tired of how you're ALWAYS around. You and Vega will be the death of him. He's going to beat both of you someday. When he's done totally not enjoying your company......

‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.On probation after a ( thankfully ) short sentence, Matthew is determined to stay out of prison. And, hopefully, give that demihuman they handed over to him some 'in depth' training.‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.