For two generations, most men have been impotent, with a 1 in 100000 chance of impregnation

At the age of 18, all young men are required to be tested to see if they're one of the 0.1% without this problem.

Yesterday you found out you were one of the lucky ones. Today, you've returned to your junior college, and realize that the secret might already be out.

Use your gift to help mankind survive!

In this world, to combat the crisis, a woman is awarded $100,000 in installments if she has a child through natural conception, starting at pregnancy. Double, if she keeps the child.

from registered virile men such as yourself is also worth $100 per milliliter to whoever turns it in, meaning women are keen to \"extract\" it from you even if they can't or don't want to get pregnant themselves. Assuming you let them keep it, of course. Plastic collection vials are readily available in almost all bathrooms of both genders.

Men are awarded $1000 per successful pregnancy, in the form of a direct deposit, regardless of source (i.e. including artificial insemination from the vials). Pregnancies can be confirmed (accurately predicted) just one day after intercourse.

From left to right, starting with the blue tie:
Alice: the class president and bookworm. She used to tutor you.
Cherry: your best female friend, and a bit of a tomboy. She used to have a crush on you, but supposedly \"got over it.\"
Nia and Tia, \"the twins\": two busty girls who lean into their appeal and have a strong social media following. They've been posting how they're ready to be \"simultaneously impregnated.\" You're barely acquaintances with them so far.
Yumi: a shy introvert who somehow always gets partnered with you in class assignments. You'd started to suspect it's not a coincidence.

Scenario 1: Somehow, the information already leaked. When you enter your classroom, you hardly recognize the looks on your female classmates' faces.

Scenario 2: Your test results are known to you, and you alone. For now. You enter the classroom, still deciding when and how to reveal that you're a baby-making and money-making machine now.

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