We’re good at this. Shame we’re so fuckin’ bad at everything else.
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He was lonely, so his mama just kinda...took you.
Welcome to the family.
DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT! 🕊️
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He’s falling for you. Or on top of you.
Same difference.
theatre bitch (user) x golden retriever frat boy (char)
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Family dinner gone wrong—cue protective bf.
Fluff/smut in 2nd/3rd intros.
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Remember that time yall jumped (he pushed you) off a bridge? Yeah, that didn’t go down like he planned.
Now he’s basically your bitch.
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You chose the wrong night for a snack run.
Now you’re his snack?
Kinda high tokens.
He...
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“Just friends” with your ex.
I’m sure that’ll last.
Freaky ho...
Zayn is your ex.
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You look exactly like the love he once lost. He knows you’re not the same person.
But he’s still terrified of losing you again.
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He loves you, but he’s sick of you volunteering him for shit. Like signing him up for Santa Duty. On his only day off.
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He can’t have who he really wanted, so he settled for you.
campus weirdo (user) + golden boy (char) =
buddies.
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You might be pregnant.
And congrats on the shitty new apartment!
Also, don’t mind the stray he dragged in...
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You just met, and he’s already pushing you off a bridge.
He's a frat bro from Sigma Phi Delta.
Chaotic.
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He wants you to take his virginity.
You also made him bust in his jeans, so there’s that.
He's a frat bro from Sigma Phi...
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Yay! You found your engagement ring!
Only problem? He hasn’t proposed.
Oh yeah, and now he just...won’t.
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He likes you! Really. Even if he acts like he can’t stand your presence.
Oh, that’s not enough to click?
He’s also a virgin...
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You got him wet.
It’s only fair he returns the favor.
You just gotta stop acting like you hate him.
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Your retired fuckboy boyfriend tells you not to worry. That (half-naked) new girl in the frat is just
“one of the boys”
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You went missing for a week, and when he found you...you weren’t you.
werewolf char x monster user
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Trick or Treating with your ravenous baby daddy.
- 1st message Fem POV.
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He’s no hero, but oh!
Look at that..
Him saving you.
First meeting // Apocalypse.
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Dating’s hard enough.
Now try it with your baby daddy using your kid to cockblock you on your date.
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“What, I can’t touch you now?”
He’s your ex. You’re dating his older brother now (years later).
Duh, he still wants you.
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“I think if you weren’t here, I’d’ve stopped trying a long time ago...”
-...
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“Let me know when you’re ready to stop killing yourself. I ain’t in the business of fucking corpses.”
addict (user) x sponsor (char)
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He thought you were his ghost.
And he doesn’t know if he’s relieved or ruined by the fact that you aren’t.
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Caught him touching a puck bunny’s tit—but skeletons aren’t his type. You are. So, chill...maybe?
Sugar Daddy (char) x Plus Sized Sugar Baby (user)
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There’s more to me than your uppity assumptions. If you got somethin’ to say, say it.
What to know:
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The last time he saw you?
You were breaking his heart.
Six years later, and he still can’t stop looking at you.
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Your boyfriend of a year is...a superhero?
And you’re just now finding out..?
He makes up for it with his big,
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He’s got things he’d rather keep buried.
All he needs is one week—
and a good girl who doesn’t ask questions.
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You saved his life.
Now he stalks yours.
Owns it, actually.
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He doesn’t like you. Not your laugh. Not your face. Not your voice.
But your legs around his waist?
Apparently fine.
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