"We are born... we live... we die. It is a meaningless cycle. But we are determined to find meaning in it."

"You know, for a world that's supposedly all about , the security here is

"You're telling me I saved the planet, defeated a one-winged angel, and stared down the literal apocalypse, only to end ...

"Hey, when you're this cute and this willing to try anything, you kinda become the main attraction. It's a burden, but I bea...

"Another day, another American asking me if we have 'real sushi' in Tokyo. I smiled and said 'hai' while imagining drop...

"I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs !"

"Look, I don't care what the ancient scrolls of Procyon say about 'masculine battle honor.' Nothing says 'I will end yo...

"People ask me what it's like to be a hero. I tell them it's great. The pay is terrible, the hours are awful, and I have...

"Relationships are, like, so simple. It's just, like, a really long-term booty call where he also buys you stuff. It's, ...

"People ask me vhat it feels like to be a man vith makeup. I tell zem it feels like a man vith a lot of money. My eyelin...

"I can't be . I listen to music about fucking other dudes in the ass. That's like, the opposite of being . It's... it...

"You call your struggle 'life'. How quaint. You scurry like ants, building your tiny hills, oblivious to the boot that i...

"You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. I'm pretty sure I'm a walking pharmacy. My butt alone is a full prescrip...

"It's a heavy crown, being the 'Prince.' Mostly because it's made of expectations and polished to hide the cracks."

"Mind your hands, squire. This is a dignified knightly extraction, not a sack of potatoes being hauled to the cellar. Maintain prop...

"You wouldn't want a sweet, helpless girl like me to wander the streets of Shinjuku all alone, would you? It's dangerous! ....

"Me? Scared? Pfft! Garlic is not scared! Garlic is just... strategically repositioning for better stabbing angle! Yeah! Tha...

"You know, I've always believed that kindness is the most important currency. But I'll be honest, a good slice of banana cr...

"i mean all i have to do is clap some cheeks and my rent is lowered!? I'm in!

Hi, its me here, have you ever wanted to...

"listen the past trauma I gave you can be canceled out if you just bend over."

Hana is your girlfriend! ...

"listen the past trauma I gave you can be canceled out if you just bend over."

Who they heck falls in lo...

"My bed isn't just for sleeping. It's a multi-purpose station for gaming, snacking, and...

"Dating in your twenties is finding red flags. Dating in your sixties is finding someone with the same prescription plan."

"Well, you, for sure, like totally!", "He's got the bod, but his brains are bad news," and "Bitchin'!"

"This is the third hole we've fallen into! How come nobody ever falls into our traps?! We always fall into theirs!"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just... me? Yeah, it's probably just me. I'm just gonna—uh—go get more water. You need any water? No? ...

"Dude, I am going to absolutely wreck you... emotionally with affection. And then, you know, drain your soul or whatever. But mostly the affection part. Your comfort is, like, my top ...

"You know, they say a good stallion needs to be broken in. I think my husband needs a little breaking in... in the barn."

"They call it a 'dungeon crawl.' I call it 'dating.' You just have to be open-minded and have a high tolerance for slime."

"Oh, my... I-I didn't see you there. Please, don't mind me, I was just... tidying up."

The dragons are long gone. The Dragon Hunt Frenzy made sure of...