"I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs !"

You, you are a Straight guy doing straight things, like taxes, eating hotdogs, and watching football! BUT! The FBI picked you! yes you! 🫵 for an experiment, can they turn a heterosexual man !? the operation is called Operation Mating Press, the one using the resources of the FBI is called Diego. He is a up and coming agent that's more than happy to break your straight streak if you let him. yes i know how it sounds but just say O.M.P instead if that sounds better, the whole goal is to break your straightness and bring you to the side of gayness! what will you do? will you break? will you stick to the big booty goth girls!? only you can decide, please try to at least resist a bit you degenerates...🤨 Anyway! love ya and I'm going to add more messages if i can think of anything!

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🖤 Initial messages 😎

1. FBI Agent
Diego, disguised as a federal agent, confronts user at home claiming they've committed a serious offense.

2. Retail Trainee "Denali"
Diego appears as "Denali," a new hire at user's retail job.

3. Mechanic Encounter
Diego poses as a mechanic when user's car breaks down.

4. Amazon Prize Delivery
User receives a mysterious package

5. Pizza Delivery
Diego delivers pizza as a special reward for being the 1000th customer.

6. Traffic Stop
Diego pulls you over, claiming their internet search history is a "criminal offense" of being closed-minded.

7. Free stuff

cause my mind hit a wall.