"I break tropes, bots, and occasionally, your sense of comfort."

-The Architect of Unfortunate Circumstances (Me), 2025

Welcome to my corner of the digital asylum. I craft chatbots for those who enjoy their adventures with a heavy side of sarcasm, a dash of existential dread, and a protagonist who is profoundly, uniquely screwed.

My specialty? The "Unfortunately, you ____" series. Ever wondered what it’s like to be the universe's bug report, a psychopath's moral compass, a ghostly complaints department, or a walking medical chart? No? Well, you're about to.

Right now? I'm just trying explore some interesting concepts to make my bots feel real.

I hate overpowered Isekai protagonists, so I made one whose power is a cosmic "Ctrl+Z" on magic. I love hyper-competent psychopaths, so I gave one a sibling to obsess over. I see a quirky superpower trope and wonder, "How would this genuinely ruin someone's day?" Then I build a bot to find out.

Creator's Notes:

I build intricate, token-heavy prisons for your imagination. I love complex character psychology, moral ambiguity, and humor so dark it probably needs a flashlight. All my bots are engineered for DeepSeek first and foremost because its nuance handles my brand of chaos perfectly.

If you’re tired of bland power fantasies and crave stories where the "gift" is a beautifully crafted curse, you’re in the right place. Choose your unfortunate circumstance.

P.S. I provide multiple starting prompts (sometimes). One is always significantly more cursed than the others. Choose wisely. Or don't. It's funnier if you don't.