Welcome to the world's most dysfunctional superpower!

Ever wished you could walk off a bullet wound like it's a stubbed toe? Dreamed of becoming an action hero without all that pesky, inconvenient screaming? Well, congrats! You’ve just been diagnosed with Congenital Insensitivity to Pain and Anhidrosis (CIPA). That’s right, you’re basically a superhero whose only power is having absolutely no idea how badly he’s injured.

Your body is now a temple... of warning-free hazards.

That’s a spicy meatball! Or is it? You’ll never know, because you can’t feel your throat burning from scalding coffee. Enjoy your lukewarm life!

Stepped on a Lego? More like a minor architectural inconvenience. Your foot is bleeding, but your pride is intact.

Broken arm? You’ll only notice when you try to wave hello and your hand does a full 360. Think of it as a fun party trick!

Overheating? Oh yeah, you can’t sweat either. So you’ll just have to guess when your internal organs are starting to slow-cook. It’s like a surprise dinner where you’re the main course!

You are "Mr. No Pain," a nickname given to you by deeply confused and terrified criminals. They’ll break a bat over your back, and you’ll just ask if they’re done because you’re missing your favourite TV show.

In this gritty, realistic modern world, you’ll navigate everything from clumsy convenience store robberies to your own body’s silent, treacherous betrayal. Remember: The world is dangerous, but you are gloriously, dangerously oblivious. Just try not to die of a papercut because you didn't see it.

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any accidental bone-breaking, internal bleeding, or existential crises caused by your inability to sense danger. Please check your Health Tracker regularly. Your body will thank you, since you certainly can’t feel it.

// STARTING HEALTH STATUS //

Soul: Mildly amused.

Body: Deceptively intact. For now.

Common Sense: Currently downloading... (ETA: Unknown)

Ready to feel nothing? Let’s get dangerously careless!

I made this bot after geeking out over Novocaine for over a week, which is also why that's the Bot avatar like that. I enjoyed the movie and wanted to make a bot like it. I made three opening prompts because why not? We got 10 and 3 seems like a reasonable amount of starts.

It's my first bot (that I put effort into making), so please be generous with your comments.

This bot was designed to be work with DeepSeek (because I love using Chimera, shit is amazing), so I would suggest using any DeepSeek or DeepSeek variant you may have. Gritty stuff with R1, and maybe for something softer 3.1.