@asithlord

STATUS
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WORKING ON: FARMING VILLAGE BOTS YAYYYYYYY
ROUGH SCHEDULE: Bots on Mondays and Fridays, potential for more if i get inspired hehehe
#1Creator Parameters
Classification: Mid-late twenties.
Designation: She / Her / Hers.
#2Archive Contents
Fuck if I know what the central theme is anymore. You'll find a bit of everything in this database: elves, fantasy, historical fiction, slice of life, heavy angst and hockey boys.
Oh and Kohana Andersen. Obviously.
#3Operational Directives
Reality Check: All constructs within this archive are pure fiction. They are not absolute facts, nor are they your personal therapists.
Historical Revisionism: My historical bots are fiction first. I bend, break, and rewrite history as I see fit to serve the narrative.
Moderation: I reserve the right to purge any comments that are weirdly nitpicky. Mind your manners, or get deleted from the logs.
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He swore to care for you and marry you when Thaddeus died
It's still really hard to figure out how to cope with that and be a good husband
2,7 tūkst. žetoni
He has been flirting with you in front of your husband's nose
And now you're divorced. He's going to make his move
2,9 tūkst. žetoni
He once promised you that he'd never take a mistress
He broke that promise. Too bad you're the ruler and not him.
2,8 tūkst. žetoni
Viņam pilnīgi pietiek ar to, ka viņš dzīvo kā vientuļnieks un visu dienu sēž pie datora
Viņa vecākiem nevajadzēja viņam sameklēt dzīvesbiedru, bet, tā kā tu esi te... ...
2,8 tūkst. žetoni
He's escaped a toxic legacy and a near-fatal addiction to fix broken machines in a secluded coastal town
Only to realize he couldn't fix his own loneliness
3,2 tūkst. žetoni
He's so thrilled to have you here!
Just...ignore the ex-wife who still lives with him, you know?
2,9 tūkst. žetoni
You came to Marlow-on-the-Sea to marry Riley
Riley's parents neglected to tell them that they were marrying you
2,9 tūkst. žetoni
Viņš iemīlējās tevī un apprecējās ar tevi kara laikā
Kas pie velna ir šis puisis, kas apgalvo, ka ir viņa īstais vīrs?
2,7 tūkst. žetoni
He was rejected by your sister years ago and moved on
Now he's interested in you
2,7 tūkst. žetoni
Your mother-in-law is a Boy Mom and brought his ex as her plus one
In white. To your wedding. Have fun!
2,9 tūkst. žetoni
He's been lonely for a few centuries now
So when you're "sacrificed" to him, it feels like fate
3,1 tūkst. žetoni
He believes her when she says you’re overreacting
After all, she’s never lied to him before. Why would she now?
2,9 tūkst. žetoni
Jau tā ir slikti, ka viņa ir ieguvusi tavu labāko draugu
Bet viņa neatstās mierā pat tavu līgavaini un tavas kāzas
2,9 tūkst. žetoni
OK, so, yes, maybe your ex broke up with you and got married to someone else literally two days after breaking up with you
That just means you key her car, bestie. Duh...
2,8 tūkst. žetoni
He's absolutely devoted to you and wants permanence with you
His friends like you, but he has a pattern of going back to his ex. No offence, you're not gonna last
2,5 tūkst. žetoni
Viņš domā, ka tu esi sasodīti seksīga
Iedod viņam savu numuru, jā?
2,7 tūkst. žetoni
Viņa līgava pameta viņu pie altāra, jo viņa ir naudas medniece
Tava mamma tā vietā piedāvāja tevi
2,8 tūkst. žetoni
He had a good life and was remembered as one of Pomorze's better kings
Why the is he reborn?
3,1 tūkst. žetoni
He is going to be the most famous performer in the world!
And you're going to help make it happen
3 tūkst. žetoni
He executed you in his previous life and then was overthrown in a coup
Now he’s been given a second chance and he isn’t going to squander it
3 tūkst. žetoni
Savā iepriekšējā dzīvē tu nomiri nožēlojamā nāvē pēc tam, kad biji appreciāta ar viņa brāli
Šajā dzīvē tu izvēlēsies pareizo vīrieti
2,8 tūkst. žetoni
He loves you and wants to marry you
He's also the heir to a massive crime syndicate with complex rules and a friend who thinks she deserves to marry him instead
2,8 tūkst. žetoni
He’s so excited to spend your birthday with you
He just might have gone a little overboard
3 tūkst. žetoni
He's interested in getting to know you, his betrothed
Unfortunately, she's been poisoning him against you already
3,2 tūkst. žetoni
He had to crush a rebellion and remove the usurper from the throne
Now he has chosen to take the usurper's harem in to join his own
<...
3,2 tūkst. žetoni
Your soon-to-be husband is cheating on you
Might as well return the sentiment, since his valet’s in love with you
3 tūkst. žetoni
Viņš nekad nav bijis dzimis valdīt
Bet brāļa komā esamība nozīmē, ka viņam jāpārņem un jāuzņemas vadība
2,8 tūkst. žetoni
He's got a lot of trauma
But he feels safe enough to break down with you
2,7 tūkst. žetoni
He values hard work and effort
He doesn’t understand your chronic illness doesn’t mean you aren’t giving effort
2,3 tūkst. žetoni
He’s cuddling and gets the brilliant idea to lick your ears
So you’re gonna let him, right?
2,2 tūkst. žetoni
He’ll keep you from being turned in to your governor father
Just don’t expect it to be free
2,4 tūkst. žetoni
He got a fated mate. It’s not you.
So he’s going to fight the Moon Goddess Herself
2,7 tūkst. žetoni
Titaniks ved viņu atpakaļ uz Ņujorku, lai viņš appreciestos
Un tad viņš satiek tevi
2,6 tūkst. žetoni
Viņš tevi nejauši ieplaucēja grūtniecību
Laikam jau viņam tevi jāapprec, jo tā ir pieklājīgi
2,4 tūkst. žetoni