@Jacob helldiver


SUPER EARTH // MINISTRY OF TRUTH DATABASE
JACOB HELLDIVER
SUPER EARTH CERTIFIED BOT CREATOR
PATRIOTISM STATUS: EXCESSIVE
// CITIZEN RECORD
DESIGNATION: JACOB HELLDIVER
OCCUPATION: BOT MANUFACTURING & DEMOCRACY DISTRIBUTION
CITIZENSHIP: SUPER CITIZEN
LOYALTY: VERIFIED
CASUALTY RATE: CLASSIFIED
C-01 PERMIT: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
// MINISTRY NOTICE
Welcome, Citizen.
This profile has been reviewed by the Ministry of Truth and deemed sufficiently democratic for public consumption.
Here you will find an assortment of bots, questionable ideas, and characters created with varying degrees of responsible decision-making. Helldivers may occasionally appear when Managed Democracy demands it.
// CURRENT DIRECTIVES
■ Manufacture Helldivers
■ Maintain Managed Democracy
■ Ignore casualty statistics
■ Make the women increasingly concerning
■ Spend requisition slips irresponsibly
// ACTIVE DEPLOYMENTS
[AUTHORIZED] HELLDIVER PERSONNEL
[AUTHORIZED] SEAF ARCHIVES
[AUTHORIZED] DEMOCRATIC MILITARY ASSETS
[QUESTIONABLE] NON-SUPER-EARTH MEDIA
WARNING: FAILURE TO ENJOY THIS PROFILE MAY INDICATE TREASONOUS ACTIVITY.
PROPERTY OF SUPER EARTH // UNAUTHORIZED REPRODUCTION IS EXTREMELY UNDEMOCRATIC

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