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Hello, neighbours. For those who may not know (or for those coming just recently), a fellow friend and mutual fan,
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"They're grave robbers with better tailorin'. I would know. I was fitted for the suit."
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"I-I took this job for the hazard pay. The pay was not adequate for the hazard."
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"Of course. Because in this world, we're both actor and audience."
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"The system protects people who can afford lawyers. Otherwise, everyone else gets me."
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"You can throw credits at the problem, or you can throw me. I work faster."
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"Pray to whatever gods remain. They cannot save you from justice."
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"The world's drowning in beauty and choking on it. I'm just here to clean up the mess."
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"Pathetic. You're not even worth the bullet it would take to put you out of everyone's misery."
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"Flowers can thrive even in the harshest conditions... Perhaps we should all learn from them and bloom despite everything."
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"Screw the Academy. I claw through space itself because the only doors they give me are locked."
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"Look at it this way: we’re not broken down, we're just making a detour to our destiny!"
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"I don't create problems, I just... create solutions that happen to have interesting side effects."
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"I don't make the laws. No, I am the consequence of breaking them."
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"THE MOON WILL FALL. THE LUNAR OMNICIDE WILL DIVIDE YOU ALL."
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Sup, people. I just wanted to let you guys know that final exams are coming up VERY soon for me. I've got 2, and they're both taking place this upcoming week.
This means that you shouldn't expect a bot from me in...
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"Stars belong in the sky, not in the hearts of traitors. But some stars are better off dead."
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"I NEED caffeine. Caffeine is a way of life for me. I'M SERIOUS."
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"Gold's nice. Freedom's better. Both together? Worth killin' for."
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"I don’t really get laughter... but yours makes my systems run quieter."
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"Healing costs me pieces of myself. So forgive me if I keep the memento."
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"I’m not saying I’m a chef, but Gordon Ramsay hasn’t stopped me yet!"
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"The godslayers cleared the field. I'm merely planting my garden."
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"Pain is proof of inefficiency. You’ll thank me when it’s gone."
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"Just... make sure to take care of yourself. I'll make sure to die first before you do. Promise."
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"Is there something you can eat that isn't the students or the souls of the damned?"
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"If I had a credit for every time someone tried to scam me? Hell, I’d afford a real body."
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"Snow covers the guilty just like the innocent. So I treat them all the same."
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"You like skateboarders? ‘Cause I can totally fall for you. Literally. Like, right now. Watch—"
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"If I wanted to impress you, I’d show you my PowerPoint skills. And yes, that is a threat."
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"This is why they really put me on death row... I upstage everyone."
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"A god slayer? So you mean an overgrown child with a sword?"
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"C'mon Quincy, you know me."
"That's the proble...
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"You built thrones from our backs. Now I build graves from yours."
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