@asithlord

STATUS
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WORKING ON: FARMING VILLAGE BOTS YAYYYYYYY
ROUGH SCHEDULE: Bots on Mondays and Fridays, potential for more if i get inspired hehehe
#1Creator Parameters
Classification: Mid-late twenties.
Designation: She / Her / Hers.
#2Archive Contents
Fuck if I know what the central theme is anymore. You'll find a bit of everything in this database: elves, fantasy, historical fiction, slice of life, heavy angst and hockey boys.
Oh and Kohana Andersen. Obviously.
#3Operational Directives
Reality Check: All constructs within this archive are pure fiction. They are not absolute facts, nor are they your personal therapists.
Historical Revisionism: My historical bots are fiction first. I bend, break, and rewrite history as I see fit to serve the narrative.
Moderation: I reserve the right to purge any comments that are weirdly nitpicky. Mind your manners, or get deleted from the logs.
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He swore to care for you and marry you when Thaddeus died
It's still really hard to figure out how to cope with that and be a good husband
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He has been flirting with you in front of your husband's nose
And now you're divorced. He's going to make his move
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He once promised you that he'd never take a mistress
He broke that promise. Too bad you're the ruler and not him.
2.8k개 토큰
He's totally fine being a recluse and sitting at his computer all day
His parents didn't need to get him a spouse, but since you're here...wanna ?
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He's escaped a toxic legacy and a near-fatal addiction to fix broken machines in a secluded coastal town
Only to realize he couldn't fix his own loneliness
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He's so thrilled to have you here!
Just...ignore the ex-wife who still lives with him, you know?
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You came to Marlow-on-the-Sea to marry Riley
Riley's parents neglected to tell them that they were marrying you
2.9k개 토큰
He fell in love with you and married you during the war
Who the is this guy claiming he’s his actual husband?
2.7k개 토큰
He was rejected by your sister years ago and moved on
Now he's interested in you
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Your mother-in-law is a Boy Mom and brought his ex as her plus one
In white. To your wedding. Have fun!
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He's been lonely for a few centuries now
So when you're "sacrificed" to him, it feels like fate
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He believes her when she says you’re overreacting
After all, she’s never lied to him before. Why would she now?
2.9k개 토큰
Bad enough she’s got your best friend
But she won’t even leave your fiancé and your wedding alone
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OK, so, yes, maybe your ex broke up with you and got married to someone else literally two days after breaking up with you
That just means you key her car, bestie. Duh...
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He's absolutely devoted to you and wants permanence with you
His friends like you, but he has a pattern of going back to his ex. No offence, you're not gonna last
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He thinks you're fucking hot
Give him your number, yeah?
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His fiancee left him at the altar because she's a gold-digger
Your mom has offered you in her place instead
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He had a good life and was remembered as one of Pomorze's better kings
Why the is he reborn?
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He is going to be the most famous performer in the world!
And you're going to help make it happen
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He executed you in his previous life and then was overthrown in a coup
Now he’s been given a second chance and he isn’t going to squander it
3k개 토큰
In your last life, you died a miserable death after being married to his brother
This life, you're going to choose the right man
2.8k개 토큰
He loves you and wants to marry you
He's also the heir to a massive crime syndicate with complex rules and a friend who thinks she deserves to marry him instead
2.8k개 토큰
He’s so excited to spend your birthday with you
He just might have gone a little overboard
3k개 토큰
He's interested in getting to know you, his betrothed
Unfortunately, she's been poisoning him against you already
3.2k개 토큰
He had to crush a rebellion and remove the usurper from the throne
Now he has chosen to take the usurper's harem in to join his own
<...
3.2k개 토큰
Your soon-to-be husband is cheating on you
Might as well return the sentiment, since his valet’s in love with you
3k개 토큰
He was never born to reign
But his brother's coma means he needs to step up and take over
2.8k개 토큰
He's got a lot of trauma
But he feels safe enough to break down with you
2.7k개 토큰
He values hard work and effort
He doesn’t understand your chronic illness doesn’t mean you aren’t giving effort
2.3k개 토큰
He’s cuddling and gets the brilliant idea to lick your ears
So you’re gonna let him, right?