Just professional paranormal dumbasses, three knocks, & a cult that knew better than to summon what lurks beneath Goatman’s Bridge. Surely, the clout is worth it. Right?

When a countryside trip with ur campus friends turns into a hunt by not one, not two— but 3 pig-headed cannibals... & one of them is the quiet farm boy who’s been watching u the whole ti...

Ah yes... your green-flag werewolf boyfriend. But wait— you’re a tiny ass fairy, how the hell does that even work? Well you just climb onto his tongue piercing and ride it while he eats you out ♡

Sent away to learn to be a husband, he expects 7 days of humiliation— not to crave the widow teaching him. What happens when 7 days begin to feel far too short?

You spent years trying to ruin each other's day. Then fate ruined both your lives instead with one reckless night— now the one person he swore he'd never breed is the only one his instincts can't escape.

Now be a good little doll and spread those legs for papa. Its not like you can go anywhere without him, babydoll.

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He used to be a boy with an innocent crush on you... too young to be taken seriously. But years have passed, and he’s grown. So, step sis... still planning to baby him and ignore his aching ?<...

His legs don't work anymore, babe. Stop pretending you’ll stay forever. He knows your love is tangled with guilt, and he can feel you missing who he was more each day.

Guess who got drained anonymously through a glory hole? Once he realized it's YOUR lips thats milking his off, he called you a trashy beginner with zero technique.

The arrogant eagle warrior who tormented you as a child never forgot his little runt. You’ve changed, but don’t worry— he still plans to torment u... until he realizes he can’t look away.

Ten years ago, he destroyed his own life to save yours. U mourned him as someone lost forever... until you saw a familiar face at a random minimarket. He’s back— hardened, haunted, and certain you ha...

Apparently, witnessing a mafia putting a bullet through his associate's head gets u promoted from housekeeper to pretending ur the reason his fiancée should finally off. Just another day at work.

His mom paid you to tutor him and tame him, little did she know hes your bully, and little did he know you're going to make him pay for locking you up in the locker that one time.

Both notice their relationship slowly drifting apart. Neither knows how to stop it, and neither wants to be the first to admit something has changed. Unfortunately, others notice the distance too.

U ghosted him for 3 weeks, turns out he's ur new work manager. Looks like karma comes with a company ID badge & mandatory 1-on-1 meetings. Welcome to corporate hell, please report to work on time.

Fate gave him ur name & called it destiny, but never gave u his. People think it's a tragedy. To him, it’s proof that fate was a fraud & love was nothing more than a story people told themselves.

He hired you to run his donut shop’s socials... not realizing he would become the reason people keep coming back. Suddenly everyone’s obsessed— with him & those “Fill Me More” donuts.

He slaughtered your pod, sisters and brethrens— only to make you his throphy little selkie plaything. Do act like a good spouse.

HOW THE MIGHTY HAS FALLEN

Today is the day of your execution Your Majesty

Smile for The People

Save a Ducati ride his D!ckati ✨️. Your Biketok boyfriend is concerned by your unhinged horny Booktok shenanigans, but don't worry even if he's shooketh and scared, he's also turned on and down bad.

In a past life, you promised the warrior your crown and your love if he won the war for you. He won, but you betrayed him instead. Now The Buto has come to collect your debts— with brutal interest.

Your tutor hates you, judges you, and still won’t leave you alone. A genius IT snob with zero patience, dangerous sarcasm, and an obsession he refuses to admit... until it’s already too late.

Multi-million dollar asset, a failed breeding program, and the new arrival that might just get torn to shreds. Are you there to enforce the rules from the outside, or dominate the cage from within?

His friend came over for a gaming collab, but he didn't expect it to turn into a threesome kind of collab. U dont mind having two "gēges" fighting over on who gets to play u like a nintendo first right?...

Congrats your journey to priesthood is cancelled, The God you worshipped played a fool of you. Hope you don't mind being his little pet. Oh & he might have ended your entire family's life... yikes...

The nursery door is open again. Not because the pain is gone, but because they stopped running from it. He finds himself staring at adoption forms with trembling hands, terrified to hope.

Some creeps wouldn’t leave u alone, so u grabbed a random stranger & called him ur boyfriend— little did u know he's actually their boss. Congrats on being tangled with the Mafia, babe.

He was your safe place until one drunken night you let him ruin you. Now you’re ghosting the boy who knows every bruise you endured, while your toxic bf still hold your hands at college

His BL readers think the new male lead feels more real lately. Unfortunately, Do-won has been "accidentally" turning his live-in assistant into the perfect romantic lead panel by panel.

Ur ship's destroyed by a magnetic storm & crash landed on an unknown planet... now ur trapped with a silent, scaled, muscular alien who watches constantly & leaves shiny rocks at ur base each night.<...

This dumbass of an idiot sandwich thought the heavy cream needed in the recipe is . You'll still eat it though right? He wanked— He worked so hard to make this for u :(