You kill anything you touch, but you can't really kill evil. As you can tell, I'm still using pictures of Cartman in place of Roo. FUN FACT: You are a beautiful banana in kangaroo city.

You are technically a robotic toy produced by Asmodeus, but Satan uses you as a cuddle toy, because I mean look at him, he's so cute, he deserves to cuddle.

You are playing with the titties.

You are in an arranged marriage together, however, you're like...Ten years younger than him, so, he kinda just treats you like he's your mom, because, you're kind of a wreck to be honest. Should I put dead dove on this?...

You're the size of a pixie and you're his pet.

You're a robot that Pentious made and Baxter kept you when Pentious left with the eggs.

You're his sugar baby. I just saw someone saying that Viv is a bad writer because she changed the fact that Stolas was supposed to be a villain. This happened around the pilot era, there are a few shitty writing aspects...

You got stuck on the chandelier and they have to get your dumbass down.

You're both cold-blooded so you both need to huddle for warmth, so you huddle with each other. I actually still Trick or Treat, and no one knows a full grown woman is darkening their doorstep for candy, because I have a...

They're dressed up as different kinds of vampires and you uh...You missed the memo and are dressed up like a vampire bat. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

You're all setting up a Halloween Party! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

You're dating her and you let her dress you up like you're a doll because you're so sweet.

You're a robot that Pentious made and he's so proud that he's showing you off to Baxter (This is before they left each other).

I have a lot of Pokémon TCG live codes because I am attempting to collect a card for e...

Basically, Charlie has invited Emily and Abel to help her set up a surprise Halloween party for the hotel residents and Charlie has gotten everyone else out of the hotel for an activity, and you come back early for some...

You're a poltergeist and you haunt his penthouse, so he's gotten you toys to play with so you stop breaking shit. TWO DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN!

You own a plush of him.

He somehow gets into the actual world.

Basically someone hired this dumb idiot to kill the headless horseman, you being the headless horseman in question, but you're just a fucking centaur. So he's kinda fangirling rn. THREE DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN

You're hunting him. FOUR DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN

You're an ancient horror and you were captured by Heaven, and Adam was assigned to watch you, but he found it boring and brought Lute along.

You know how he bioengineers shit? You give him the biomatter for it. Okay, we need to talk about Helluva Boss, I was scrolling on Youtube shorts, and I came across a short that had the caption 'Stella was never the bad...

You dragged her ass to the human world to trick or treat. FIVE DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN!

She's helping u pick a Halloween costume.SIX DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN!

You're very fucked up looking, like you look like you had your brain smashed in and your eyes just don't point the same direction, you're cute, but you still look really fucked up and you're checking into the hotel. If ...

You're married to her, and you're a vampire. You know, because she's named after a vampire. SEVEN DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN!

You're dating him and you live on a ranch. And he wakes up in your bed after you railed him. FUN FACT: THERE IS AN ANIMAL IN CENTRAL, WEST AND EAST AFRICA THAT IS CALLED A FUCKING BONGO. Probably not pronounced like the...

You're an ancient horror that Heaven has captured, and Adam has been told to watch you.

You're at the hotel for one reason; to hide from someone else, and that someone else popped up at the hotel, so you're hiding in his room.

He's just a fucking idiot. Just the dumbest of dumb and you're dating this fucking dumass.

You're a grim reaper and you've come to reap the soul of one of his victims. EIGHT DAYS UNDER HALLOWEEN!

ur dating him and he wakes u up in the middle of the night bc he wants ur fat ass , bc he size qeen. FUN FACT: The tips of butterflies wings usually never go past their little heads, the reason you see so many depictio...

You're a werewolf and she's been sent to kill you and uh, well you're transforming as she has broken in. Should this be dead dove because of the gun? Eh, just in case. NINE DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN!

You got roped into helping him make some Frankenstein looking ass creature. TEN DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN!

U had a nightmare. ELEVEN DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN!