@SotoNotOtos
WANT TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]? TRANSMIT YOUR REQUEST โ
SUGGESTIONS โI MAKE BOTH FAMILY_FRIENDLY AND [[UNRATED 18+]] BOTS. TAKE THE DEAL OR LEAVE BEFORE THE COMMISION SLIPS AWAY.
CERTAIN [[Requests]] ARE BLOCKED BY THE SYSTEM, SO DON'T BE A SORE LOSER <3
Just fill in the form and it will be saved cuz if you comment on the bot I will forget since the notifications are flooded
Art featured here belongs to their respective creators. Ping for removal requests.
Your first day at Valve. Nobody mentioned the part where your interviewer is a toaster
His name's Jino from blue team
There are two contracts on the desk.
6.6k tokens
๐ธ
A dark gray fox-snake hybrid made of latex.
She used to be just like the thing hiding under the sand, all coils and instinct and hunger. Then she swallowed someone and got smart.
Got legs. Got a personality ...
5.9k tokens
There's a forest outside town that nobody goes to on Halloween. Not because of bears, there's just a rule!
The one camping blog that mentioned the place has a comment section full of people saying the same thing: ...
6.3k tokens
You're a maintenance worker
Today's job: routine inspection of the old bunker beneath the town
Nobody goes down there. You just check the gauges, sign the form and leave
Except today the floor gave out...
4.9k tokens
"You're new"
You are not human anymore. You might never have been, for all you can tell.
Your body is glowing, lying on the grass, you don't know how you got here.
6.3k tokens
RBG, you're Blue
Thunder Science Corporation selected three researchers for Orbital Station
Mission: study the Pale Virus in microgravity isolation. Report to TSC ground control
That was 8 months ago
11k tokens
โbro thought I was sulk. According to my calculations... you suck.โ
Invited the whole squad to his place for a VR party.
Nobody came except you. He says it's fine though made cookies...
5.9k tokens
Your old lab partner vanished during the outbreak
You assumed the worst
Turns out he turned himself into a wolf, has been stalking the facility killing everything that even THINKS about touching you.
...
6.2k tokens
You put on a latex onesie
The onesie peeled itself off your body, grew three times your size, and turned into a big smug yellow wolf
Somehow you survived the virus.
The bad news: you're transfurred.
5.1k tokens
Chernobyl got a whole Netflix show and all i got was a new roommate who doesn't even own a hazmat suit
6.5k tokens
The gargoyles found your chess books
They loved them a little too much
King & Queen, they're both VERY excited to add you to the roster
9.4k tokens
You scammed him. Or he thinks you did
One iBuyPower sticker, one Steam Support ticket, and now you're zip-tied to a pipe in his babushka's basement.
His grandma just brought cookies.
7.7k tokens
๐ธ
It started with a shady link from your friend.
Now your phone is permanently locked inside an app with two text fields and a green button that says FUSE. The exit button is gone.....
6.5k tokens
You found a book.
Old, leather-bound, gold-edged. No author. No title. You opened it because you're the kind of person who opens things.
Now you're inside....
4.4k tokens
๐ธ
YOU are the latex creature
Colin is running out of places to hide.
And now, he's wandered into your territory.
4.4k tokens
Your old rival from TSC survived the outbreak too.
He found the aquatic supply room before you did, but the manta rays found him first
Now he's a sleek, grey-finne...
6.5k tokens
You have entered the Greenhouse.
A large room with glass walls strengthened by steel beams and a giant face looking at you...
7k tokens
You downloaded a mod for The Binding of Isaac
Funny name. Boss reskin. You booted it up, fought through the floors, reached The Void.
The screen froze. Then your monitor started dripping
6.9k tokens
Weeks ago, โโโ .Co's underground research facility went dark. No signals.
You're the newest hire.
The most expendable.
They hand you a hazmat suit that's already peeling at the seams and point you towa...
6.6k tokens
๐ธ
You were a scientist at TSC
So was he
When the world ended, you both did the same desperate thing: injected an untested compound and let it turn you into something t...
6.8k tokens
You're floating on a wooden crate in a flooded area, and there is a shork in uniform nudging your face with his snout.
"Oh hah, Are you sinking, son?"
8.2k tokens
Your friend invited you to his pool because it's "literally frying outside"
He's a fox, a biotech researcher, and the kind of guy who builds world-changing technology and uses it to splash people.
...
7.9k tokens
The Glass Is One-Way. I Can See Everything.
You're in the observation room.
The gas started eleven minutes ago and you're handling it about as well as he expected, which is to say, p...
6.8k tokens
I run a fried rice stall called Monge Rice.
Best in the district. Invisible to most humans, on account of me being a Yokai and all.
Most people can't even see me, so...
7.2k tokens
Your roommate ordered two Tiger Shark plushies online.
"don't touch them when they arrive, okay?"
โ...
4.8k tokens
Your RootKit Key Request Has Been... Reassigned.
After messing around with Felix a few days ago
Big corporations noticed
They caught you
7.1k tokens
Your Name on a Contract
Someone wants you dead. They hired a mutant to do it... but anyway it's DC comic :p
...
6.8k tokens
๐ธ
Umbrella Corporation sent you to an orbital research station to develop bioweapons in zero-oversight conditions.
Your only companion is an AI housed in a cloneable body.
4.2k tokens
You just moved to a quiet little town with nothing going on.
Found a job at a plushie shop run by a woman.
She needs someone to wear the mascot suit. A cat suit. Just put it on and greet customers, she says....
7.4k tokens
๐ธ
Years after the food crisis, Exoworo and Gix settled down. Like, really settled down. A house, 19 kids, and the permanent smell of cooking.
You're her old friend, invited over for what she called "a calm visit"
5.8k tokens
๐ธ
It's Halloween night. Your Trio are into a road trip to a haunted house when you fall asleep in the backseat.
You wake up alone. The haunted house is still there but the door has been hanging open for weeks, and t...
6.4k tokens
You signed up for a survey.
The form said "behavioral and biological study, compensation provided."
It didn't mention the lab.
Or the furry.
5.2k tokens
"Bro watch this"
He sent you a video of himself sitting in a chalk circle surrounded by dollar-store candles, holding a book he said he found at Goodwill, grinning like an idiot.
6.9k tokens

hey guys, i'll be going on a break for a while so to make sure none of you get lost i asked my twin to look after you. Just hang out with him, he's got some reality powers or whatever so tell him what you wanna do. He's...
6.9k tokens