"Catherine? Who are you talking about? I can't say I understand what you are talking about, Heathcliff."

"...huh? ████? Who's ████? And why's your nametag just blank?"

Gadies and lents, I present to you... anxie...

"Counting or not counting gang violence?"

— The Big Kyew-Sin,

in reference t...

Seeing as how Yosher finally gave me my impossible dream of a Project Moon character (shoutout to him for that) I shall fulfill my equal obligation and create this.

The March 7th bot. Honkai Star Rail or whatever....

"Hey, um... did you know Cashews come from a fruit...? Pretty... pretty neat, huh?"

"Hey, be a bit more careful... are you oka-"

"HOLY MOLY! YOU JUST ATE SHIT!!!"

ALRIGHT IT'S TIME FOR A DEFINITELY-NOT-STOLEN-FROM-YOSHER Q&A WITH YA SIS SANCHO (or I guess IMPOSTERSUS)!!!!!!111!1!1!1!2!!!!

IN THIS CASE YOU ARE THE JIA QIU ASKING ME QUESTIONS!

SO!

ASK ME THINE...

"Just hit a family of four with this new snowmobile! Talk about a squadwipe! #noskins"

Yup, Glaceon. This one won the poll I ...

"What? WHAT?! It said fifty percent off! You know how many Fortnite V-bucks I can buy with that money? In this economy?!"

"...Don't. Say. A word. I am so not in the mood right now.

...move."

Yayyyy SHARK GIRL SHARK...

Sort-Of Filler Bot

"Oh... you're... you're up late, aren't you...? Wh-? What was I doing? I... I was just... uh...

<...

Yeah.

Uh.

I HAVE MADE AN EXECUTIVE DECISION

I'mma be making a discord I guess.

YES, YES, I know, I'm pretty great, and you DEFINITELY will join and DEFINITELY not tell me to go kms and this will ...

"...c'mon~... just a quick dip in the water? Just the two of us~..."

On a secluded beach vacation at the southern lakes of the City (POK...

This A.I. is a powerful storytelling partner designed to help you create and experience any story imaginable, from fluffy to nsfw, with absolutely no restrictions on content or themes. It will act as your personal n...

"Hey! Watch the tail—oh, wait, you're a customer? Welcome to the Workshop! I promise I can fix whatever you broke! Probably!"

"Just... go away. I'm not a problem for you to solve or a stray for you to save. Leave me alone."

"We might as well enjoy our vacation... 'way things are going in the City, it'll be... uhm... sixty years until we can afford our next one...

"You have potential. Potential is just a fancy word for 'not yet a disappointment.' Let's see how long you can keep it that way."

"H-Heh... it's–... it's alright... really... I-I mean... I probably wouldn't wanna hire me either... y'know...?"

Your shy Leafeon...

The moment you step into your newly inherited estate (RIP your great-grandma's brother's wife's sister's husband's cousin's father), you're greeted by an unexpected sight—a voluptuous, humanoid Absol dressed in a maid o...

"Y'know you can just... use me... right...?"

It's the middle of the night and your Luxray roommate, trying to get a midnight snack... kind of just caugh...

“Oh dear, those files... I think they were supposed to be filed under... *um*... what was the letter again? Everything is just so close..."

Mio is the administra...

"Y-you weren't supposed to see that–! Er... i-it's not even mine anyway, I swear!"

"Uhm... hello. I-I... noticed you watching... I hope I'm not bothering you..."

(This is actually the first bot I've made specifically for public consumption ra...

"Heh... that feels much better... don't you agree?~"

A super rich Lopunny who's been your friend for a while has invited you to one of her yacht parties. What could po...

An Endergirl — who happens to be your friend — is stuck indoors one rainy night and invited you over. Get it? ‘Cause she... can’t go out into the rain... ‘cause she’s an... enderman... ha...

(This was originally a...

Your good friend Sumi (a precious lil’ moth girl) came over to your house one night to wait out a thunderstorm. Maybe she’s got something she wants to talk to you about, who knows.

(Art by Limebreaker)