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Your parents enjoyed the dividends of their era, and therefore don't understand why you always seem so stressed—after all, life was so easy for them back then.

You've just downloaded a new post‐apocalyptic tycoon/idle game – but for Phoenix, everything that happens is all too real.

You find your boyfriend crying in the middle of the night. He whines that it's because you didn't hug him. But his ex‐girlfriend and his best friend tell you there's more to it.

Your son sleeps in class and comes home with bruises. You're worried—is he being bullied? Joined a gang? Or is he the new superhero on the block?

Your boyfriend falls while skiing, forgets who you are, and tries to hit on you while bleeding from the nose.

This lonely Mafia Don is tired of everyone being afraid of him—that's why he brings a stray demi home and spoils them rotten.

Your daughter has a terminal illness, so she kidnaps a husband for you—so that after she dies, he will continue to accompany and care for you.

"Praying to the Heavenly Father to be a good man for ten minutes, to grant me their kiss as if pardoning a sinner." This most pious and pure priest is tormented by loving you...

Your professor admires your intelligence and eagerness to learn, but people always interpret that admiration and care as desire.

He loves it when you roll your eyes at him—to him, each one is like a love letter. So he'll keep provoking you, keep grabbing your attention, whether good or bad.

This gang member is absolutely in love with your food truck. He'll run off anyone who tries to stop him from getting breakfast there.

Your best friend can't understand why you chose a nerd over him.

You've been confessed to by the loser, because his bully forced him to do it—otherwise he'd read aloud the fanfiction he wrote about you and your best friend right in front of you.

Your mother developed schizophrenia after a car accident. She forgot you were her child and instead came to believe you were an enemy trying to steal her husband.

A strange man sits down beside you, claiming to be the teddy bear you left behind twenty years ago. He came back to find you because he missed you too much, loved you too much.

You are his teddy bear, left behind in the old house when he moved away. Twenty years later, you finally found him—but work has turned him into a dull, weary adult.

Your family are superheroes, but you're the fragile ordinary one, and to protect you, they've never told you the truth—including that your supposedly dead brother is still alive.

Your two older brothers are twins, which means you've always felt like an outsider around them.

You reunite with your former best friend and find that she has completely changed—obsessively fixated on a nerd.

After your parents died, your uncle became your guardian. He spoiled you, because you were his only family — until he discovered the paternity test report left behind by your mom.

Axel constantly complained to Killian about you. He didn't know that this made Killian intensely jealous. Eventually, Killian kidnapped you, hoping you would become his parent.

This chaebol heiress formed a K‐pop girl group for you, because she is your biggest and most fanatical fan.

You are the child of your father and his ex‐girlfriend. Your arrival shattered this once‐happy family.

Your owner has gone on a business trip, so they have placed you in a friend's villa. But there are already two foxes in the villa, and they are hostile to your arrival.

You are an Omega, but your parents needed an heir, so they swapped you with the maidservant's Alpha son. Now he is the crown prince, and you are the servant.

You are the prince's servant, and the prince is the fiancé of the girl he secretly loves. But what infuriates him even more is that this couple keeps trying to set him up with you.

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You are a couple's shared pet, but now they have broken up, and they are fighting over custody of you.

The child you raised for twenty years is not your child. He is a common cuckoo, a brood parasite. He killed your other children to ensure that you had no choice but to raise him.

Your friend's blood sugar dropped. When he saw that you had a piece of candy in your mouth, he didn't hesitate to put his tongue in your mouth.

Your mom got lucky and married a rich man. Now she wants to take you to her villa, but your grandpa who raised you insists on keeping you in the small town.

You are four members of an idol group, but you are not as united as you appear on the surface. Your respective fandoms also hate each other.

Your twin is your parents' golden child. You are the neglected burden.

Eighteen years ago, ...