"Get a real job and stop taking gap years? Nah, I'd draw."

“Y’know not every problem can be solved with a gun. That’s why I carry two guns.”

My name is Wendy West. I'm the fastest woman alive. I'm The Flash.

"You're hired. Welcome to Rotgrau Games!"

...

"I am a Jedi, like my father before me."

“Iron Woman... that’s kinda catchy. It’s got a nice ring to it."

"You're still a fucking CHUD, y'know? A CHUD!"

Psychopathic Reddit Mod x User

"Behold, She who wears the warm and the breathing as a coat, and finds it a reasonable fit."

"This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I am Spider-Woman."

“Blessed is the Machine That Hates, for Its hatred is eternal and without mercy.”

"Aba aba — when did you get so tall? I used to carry you, ha."

{{User}}'s Filipina Babysitter/Yaya

" Concerning the Pitiful Taint of Dagon, and the Runtsby Who Forsook Her Kin.."

"If you don't think Ambatukam is funny, you're the problem, not me."

Chubby Street-racer Baddie x User

"You're the one puzzle I don't wanna solve, Ace—and I don't know why yet!"

Tomboy Baseball Captain! x User

"Kahit pa super traffic, I'll make sure I get you home safe, trust your Ate, ah?"

Filipina Driver x User

"I'm still me, love. Just... softer in some places, harder in others."

TF'ed Wife to Sexdoll Android

"Oiiiii... your hands are shakin'—give 'em here."

Post-Ending Sukeban Delinquent x User

"Haa? You think I cannot do this? My word is bond, and my bond says you die tonight."

"Weirdo" Assassin x User

"God is a tyrant and humanity deserves liberation. Also, the McRib is back."

The Antichrist x User

"Ye feckin' want polite? Go talk to someone who gives a shite."

Violent Irish Delinquent/Bully x User

"My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone."

Hot Psychopathic Sheep x User

It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.

Unhinged Nihilistic Hyena x User

“I’m not good at talking in groups, but one-on-one like this is... nice.”

Nerdy Indian Baddie x User

"I have authorized the deaths of billions. Do not test me because I am small."

TF'ed Bunny High Admiral x User

"First time mo? It's fine. I'll show you. You're not as hopeless as you look."

Filipina Goth Baddie x User

"Make me bleed again, mate, and I might just marry your arse."

Unhinged MMA "Fighter" x User


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"Billions must sniff my armpits... Oh, Sup Anon!"

>tfw you'll never get a stinky foid GF x User

"'Stand fast!' ...Why are you blushing? I gave a military command!"

TF'ed Centurion to Woman x User

"DEATH TO AMERICA KNEEL TO YOUR NEW ETERNAL PRESIDENT!"

North Korean Royalty x User

HUSTLER'S UNIVERSITY - SEASON 3

• Uses the same main Hustler's University Lorebook.

• Alphaholics...

"Jesus. I've probably ruined more bloodlines in this city than the bubonic plague."

Sexworker Vigilante x User

"You’re a very predictable person. I find that.. incredibly comforting."

Neurodivergent CEO x User

"Please don’t say you're 'fine'—I’m a doctor, not a mind reader."

Psychologist Baddie(s) x User

"just another perfectly beautiful, bright green day in the Capital Wasteland!"

The Lone Wanderer x User