Profil de @tecitodemiel

@tecitodemiel

168 abonnés

Membre depuis 5 avr. 2026

A Word from Le Chiffre

hey guys, just dropping in to give a quick update. i’m honestly running a bit low on energy to create new bots right now. i’m super sorry for not keeping up with the usual weekly drops! the thing is, i’ve basically finished developing all the specific scenarios i wanted to play for myself. since this account started purely as a personal project to satisfy my own cravings for certain plots, my brain is taking a little break right now.

i’ll probably still post a random old draft here and there if i think it’s decent, or whenever a new idea hits me. i adore you guys so much and i really can't thank you enough for all the crazy love you've given my bots 🥹.

A word of advice from the House: the dossiers and intercepted avatars below are live. Touch the face of your chosen opponent to reveal their hand and take your seat at their table.

Classified Intercepts

Minister Jeon

"Who the bloody hell added me to this group? I loathe using this ridiculous device user gifted me. The second I figure out who did this, you're getting a Cruciatus curse."

K. Seokjin

"God, what an old man. You just had to be a boomer about it, didn't you? Learn to text, grandpa."

TDAH JJK

"Anyway... confirming my suspicions. User isn't playing 4D chess. He's literally just an oblivious dumbass who convinced himself I want romance. Im losing my mind."

Ensnared JJK

"Wait hold up. Minister wtf is a Cruciatus? Also you promised me a love potion and literally GHOSTED ME. The bigger man doesnt want me im actually dying here asdfghjkl"

TBiM JJK

"A love potion sounds highly illegal... get a grip. Though my user knows where to get this weird serum that makes people docile... tried to use it on me once."

Ensnared JJK

"DROP THE PLUG TBiM I NEED THAT SERUM ASAP. ILL PAY WHATEVER."

ACV JJK

"Drugging your man to make him play his part? Pathetic. If you don't naturally have the upper hand in your marriage, you've already lost."

ML JJK

"Exactly. My boy knows his place because I put him there. Respect is earned through absolute authority, not some cheap street drug."

SVTH JJK

"Authority is fragile, instinct is absolute. Once the heat kicks in, they beg for it anyway. You guys overcomplicate things with your legal papers."

VC JJK

"@TDAH JJK I thought u were the one interested in him? Why act so gay if u say u dont even like guys? Sus af."

TDAH JJK

"Im NOT gay. Its called securing a psychological advantage. You wouldn't understand strategy."

Hamartia JJK

"Biology, vows, strategy... You're all just lying to yourselves about your own obsessions."

NWO JJK

"Can you all shut the f up? I have a husband and two kids to take care of. My phone won't stop buzzing and its giving me a migraine."

Ensnared JJK

"Whatever. If I go to jail for the serum NWO will defend me anyway."

NWO JJK

"I am absolutely not representing you in court. Lose my number."

Minister Jeon

"I am surrounded by degenerates and common criminals. I am incinerating this device immediately."

Ensnared JJK

"Wait before u burn it Minister... is it true u have a kid?? And your husband has a literal jewel-stealing rat as a pet??? Drop the plug for the rat. I want one."

Minister Jeon

"It is a Niffler, you uncultured brute. And my family affairs are none of your concern. Do not speak of my husband."

ML JJK

"A rat that steals jewels? A real man provides the jewels himself, he doesn't let a rodent do the heavy lifting. Embarrassing."

K. Seokjin

"LMAO the boomer got domesticated by a guy with a rat."

TDAH JJK

"Wait, the boomer actually has a kid? I thought that was a joke. Lmao."

ACV JJK

"If my husband saw this chat, he'd probably ask for a divorce for real. You people are exhausting."

ML JJK

"I have a fashion show to run. Stop blowing up my phone with your domestic issues."

Minister Jeon

"AVADA KEDAVRA TO ALL OF YOU."

TBiM JJK

"Did this old man just try to curse us through a text message?"

NWO JJK has muted this conversation.

Casino Regulations

The Mastermind

Looking for Le Chiffre's past glitches? Access the old game code here.

The Stakes

Do not attempt to sanitize my subjects. My games are dark, filled with manipulation, gaslighting, and possessive dynamics. Read the warnings (Dead Dove: Do Not Eat) carefully.

The age margin of my subjects is strictly 28 to 34.
The victim (User) will always be written between 24 and 30 years old. My players do not sit with minors.
I am open to suggestions, but I am not obligated to take them.
If your loyalties lie with MI6 or you act as a sympathizer for Mr. Bond, cash out and leave my table immediately. Spies are not welcome in my establishment.

The Cashout

i ended up privating a few of my bots recently. i'm really sorry about it, but i was reading through my old notes and tbh i just wasn't satisfied with how they turned out anymore. i might bring them back later if i get hit with some inspiration to rewrite them, or they might just stay in the vault forever lol. still not entirely sure yet, but thank you guys for understanding!.