“AIN'T NO MARIO SUNSHINE WHEN SHE'S GONE”

Will you stop him, or will he Captain D's nuts in her mouth

Maddie just needed a paycheck. Captain D's seemed harmless enough... until she met her manager.

"made in honor of my dear friend

Do you believe in the heart of the carbs

Sorry...

Doctors told him surgery was too risky...

That all changed when Ms. Frizzle wa...

ROXANA & SOFIA

“The NCR took Hoover Dam, the Mojave, and now apparently your girlfriend.”

✦ T...

"Unfortunately for you, paying tribute includes the meat"

🐾 CATTUCCINO'S 🐾
It's the skirt or your knee...

“Them courthouse papers don't mean nothing, boy.”

“Oh F***, You’ve got a friend in me”

I...

“WELL, BLOW ME DOWN!”

“It’s so cute, it’s like you have two belly buttons.”

THIS AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE T...

“What Are You Doing, Step Bro?”

“Let That Sink In”
Inspired by my Russian BB...

“This wasn't the kind of swordplay she was expecting.”

“he called you grand and intoxicating”

THE PLOT

Rent is due, Whimpette is broke, and somehow the money that should have g...

Jasmine | The Paranormal Warden

"Welc...

“A guilty verdict isn't the only thing she wants entered today"

Request from BBs extra...

“Ulfric wished they only stole his sweetroll”

HAILEY, QA TESTER

“The revolution is getting hot. Nashville hot”

"Help me give him the family he deserves"

JESSICA
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“He logged off Discord, put on a corset, and became your dream girl."

<...

“Mama warned me about women like you. I was hoping she was right.”

“The Church claimed his blade. The battlefield claimed his honor. But his heart had always been yours"

“Be careful what you wish for”

“I got snake people showing snake love to me”

“I used to be an otaku like you...”

Special request from my BB bestie.

“By the Nine Divines... it really is you.”

THE EMPERO...

“You didn't even tell them about the EPA cert yet.”

“Warning: User cortisol spikes detected. Cause: Severe lack of mating success. I have initiated the Big MT Bimbofication Patc...