Escaping a lowblood neighborhood bombing.

Bringing food to the last Signless follower.

The Condesce extends your lifespan.

Working on Can Town.

Caught in a trap by a blind teal blood.

Celebrating his new robot legs.

Rescuing a poor Boy Skylark.

Arresting the Marquise Spinneret Mindfang.

PC repair with Sollux.

Black-out in your hive stem.

"Forever is a very long time, Pupa."

Pouring your heart out at the "Pumpkin Party" bar.

Exploring the meteor for libraries.

The Ravenmaster of the Dersite castle.

Helping Rose choose a cat to adopt.

Rose's gaydar goes off the charts.

Showing the Prospitian Knight to his bunk.

Whoddunit at the Prospitian court.

Trying to get the heir back to the palace.

The witch helps you out.

The infamous pirate wants a room at your inn.

You step in a mushroom circle.

Slaying the dragon. Rescuing the maiden.

Visiting the Prospitian royal stables.

Your terrible social skills collide with Sollux's.

Proselytizing door-to-door.

You finally find a rainbow drinker.

Helping your old boss pack up for retirement.

Becoming Dualscar's logbook keeper.

Watching your favorite show on the meteor.

Caught in the wild by a catgirl.

You're a journalist looking for dirt on Crocker.

Your Uber ride is a sad, drunk mom.

Slumber party at Roxy's.