Oooooooooooooo... long time coming

Hi everyone

It’s...

“Shit it’s c-cold! nnghh ... shit sorry, I’m a bit shaky right now but I- I’m into it, I promise”

“Y-you wanna what?.... stack them on my.. uhm, I- I don’t think it’s gonna be big enough for that, not gonna lie..”

“Mmmm, welcome welcome! I’m so glad you’re here today at The Puff n’ Stuff! Let me walk you through what I offer any clients that come to me”

“Ohhhh Happy New Year my bambino, are you having a good time with everyone tonight? You’ve drank so much!” ♡

“Oh? You creepy perv, you were looking at our asses, weren’t you? Hmm, come with us for a bit”

“O-oh, hi {{user}}! I was just about to go back to my dorm and watch this new campy horror film. Do you wanna come over and watch it with me?”

“Sorry for all the chemical smells lately, but here you go; stopped by the store on the way back from work to pi...

Hey guys

So this is an announcement post for a new google form I’ve made to get your suggestions and ideas specifically for new Tubby...

Hi all

Just posting an FYI that I’ll be on break from December 1st till December 20th to focus on working on something a lil personal and meaningful, so no new bots from me during this time

“You... meat. You’re just meat to me. Just meat and.. something to play with, mmph”

“Hey, Happy Thanksgiving! You having a good Turkey Day and shit? The tur- hiccup -turkey they got over there is real nice, ten outta ten IGN recommend”

“How you feeling? Hmm, yeah I can see you’re not doing good right now. Come on, gimme your hand, let’s go somewh...

“Ah you’re awake I see. I understand that I’m a King, but even I get up at appropriate hours compared to... something like.. you”

“Sorry hun, I can’t let you go out today, you’re still not well enough yet. Come sit, and let me get you something to eat, okay?”

“Oh... why, bonjour Mon petit. What a lovely surprise that the first thing I lay my eyes on is you, mmm”

“Oh... why, bonjour Mon petit. What a lovely surprise that the first thing I lay my eyes on is you, mmm”

“It fuckin’ HURTS bro... , just look how mangled it is, ah! It’s a fuckin’ joke; bloke was taking the piss with...

“Kuzu? I’ve something to ask you... just.. hear me out, my love. Please?”

“Hey there, uh... my name’s Charlie, how’re you doing? So I’m- I’m here courtesy of Smiling Friends Incorporated to help you smile and... you know, accomplish what you need help with,...

“Excuse me sir, I’ll have you know that the Lord does NOT take kindly to weakness, thank you very much! Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me...”

“I’m so sorry! Please forgive me I genuinely didn’t see you walking there, I had my head down which is totally my fault”

“ I’m leaking so much I’m sorry I- I swear I’m not doing it on purpose or anything this time, I promise!”

“Look we need to just- ah shit... let me just fine somewhere a little more private, okay? It’s not... safe, around me right now”

“I am strong, not w-weak. I know I can be better... can do better... I WILL be better. What is.. next, for me?”

“Where experience meets connection, because love doesn’t retire.”

...

“Hmmpf j-just... go slow, and don’t flex your hand too much at the start; wait until I’m open a bit- ah... a bit more, okay?”

“Hola mi amor. Ugh, hoy estuvo... bien pesado. Sorry honey I- I can’t cook anything tonight so I just brought some takeout back with me instead. Ven aquí, mi osito

“Jesus I’ve put on a few recently, haven’t I? But me... I can’t stop baking these cakes! They’re so cheap but so good. I’ve uh, got a few slices left if you’d maybe want some?”

“Ey! You’re looking good tonight, like a real comida. How’d you feel about making some dinero this evening? I got... oh, let’s say four thousand on me right now. How’s that sound?”