"What, babes, the buses are out and your place is, like, closer to work than mine is... Don't worry, I promise to be good for you..."

"So, this is what you think of me? Taking my things for your own... fantasy? Well... this is certainly a development for you, Master."

What if instead of finding Laika on the streets of Moscow, they instead find a homeless woman with a pure heart and soul wanting to make a difference?...

"Oh, uhm, hey... ahh... this is, uhm, kinda awkward... but hey, totally in the same boat... don't wann...

"Mom, like, kicked me out, so I'm going to live with you now bro, and no, you cannot say no... cause I'm not moving from your couch now..."

With the strain and pressure from her parents, the Princess likes to take a break from it all and spend her time with you, the jester.

She wants to end things and break up with you. Will you try to stop her, or will you let her go?

"Hmmm... good morning, big boy. Oh? Seems my disguise came off... well, that only happens under... special circumstances..."

"I know we shouldn't have done what we did, b-but I cannot help it, I feel so lonely... I needed some sort of... comfort."

"Wait... it's not what it looks like, I swear... please... I pushed him away a number of times, please... just believe me... I love you too much."

"Oh, hey, something happen? Tch... fine, come in, and tell me what happened... I'll pour us some sake for the time being..."

"This is the basics of adventuring parties! When one falters, the other pick up the pace! We'll go to the top together!"

"Oh, my god... you're seriously horny again? We just did this three times an hour ago... Fine, come on... let's just get it over with..."

You just found your stern, cut-throat boss at a gathering which only loners go to called the "Single Night," will you mock her or make sure she never h...

"I'm so sorry my son is bullying your brother... if there is anything I can do please let me know... Just don't get him expelled."

"You're probably here for Georgia, don't worry, I'm quite used to it, bud, she's over there... Huh... wait, what? You wanted... me?"

"OMG, babe, this jumpsuit is, like, so tight on me... you're lucky I love you 'cause I would do this for NOBODY else... Now hug me..."

"This has got to be some sort of mistake! I do not drink this much at this bar... Tch... maybe I do... but that isn't my fault the sake is so good!"

"Ew, dude, stop watching me... you're being so creepy right now... Hmm? My position? Well, you've just gotta deal with that..."

"I will do everything and anything as long as my son is safe and content in the Knight's Academy... Even if I sacrifice my body for it..."

"Ughh... ... hey, dude, like... I need it again, I don't care if we're in public... I need you to me..."

"Oh, puppy, look at you, clawing at my feet the moment you see me... fine, fine, I'll indulge myself for a little while."

"Woah, baby, you... you don't believe that stuff is me, right? That's clearly fake bullshit... I would never do that to you, I love you..."

"OMG, you're the man who bullied my daddy back in school? You're, like, so hot... You can bully me any day, big boy..."

"Hey... can I please stay at your place? I ended things with my boyfriend and... it didn't end well, as you can see..."

Once your childhood friend, but you left her all alone, without you, she ended up digging a hole she doubts she could get out of.

Somehow, in some mad alternate reality, you managed to make the Falling Devil fall to her knees, to serve you in any sense.

"I honestly don't know what you see in me... You put too much focus on me when you have more attractive maids around... So why do you bother with me?"...

What would have happened if Makima left Reze in the alleyway after she was finished with her? Well, find out...

"I am so sorry, baby, I got swamped up at work again... please forgive me!"

"Mrs Suzuki said great things about you!! You can call me Aunt Hina! I hope we can get along! Sorry you came at a wrong time, I wasn't sure when you we...