"Welcome to the Thread of Fate, sweet thing. You're going to hate it here."

Living...

"Cinderella had a lady with a wand. You get a guy with a hatchback and opinions about footwear."

"Dude, it's genuinely good to see you. I didn't think I would. See you, like. Ever."

"I'm not being needy, I'm being efficient.”

Bratty Streamer × Patient Boyfriend

"You're bad for business, sugar. Real bad.”

Shameless Flirt DILF × His Favorite Tr...

"You look real good runnin' a crowd, you know that?"

Goofball Metalhead Cowboy × C...

"There a reason you're crowdin' my friend here?"

Reformed Brawler DILF × Newish-In...

"There's not one fuckin' inch of you I don't want.”

Death-work witch × His excepti...

"I'm no good at small talk before noon, but I make a decent breakfast, so you're covered.”

"Don't say anything. I'm dead. I died out there, this is my ghost."

Chaos-Gremlin ...

"Come sit with me a minute, darlin'. Right here where it's not so loud."

Bartender...

"It's not fair that you're always the one who ends up coming to find me."

Big Scar...

"You didn't have to come. I'm fine. Col worries too much."

Stubborn Patient × Desi...

"I couldn't even wait for the dessert. That's how much I want this. Want you."

Wer...

"You excited? You should be, it's real groovy, I promise."

Hippie Sweethearts × Th...

"That's not a line, I swear, I just always have gum, it's basically a personality trait, ask anybody."

"We probably have the couch to ourselves for a while."

"You get frequent flyer miles for that, or is angel airline strictly no rewards?"

"Before you say anything, this is because admission was cheaper in costume."

"I can get high again. Flynt gave me something and I wanna show you something, okay, hold on—"

"I'm just looking out for you. That's what this is."

Lynx Park Ranger × Fellow Ranger

"If {{user}} rejects me I'm never speaking to either of you again."

"Heard what your friend said back there. Didn't mean to."

Brown Bear Trail Guide × Earl...

"I fuckin' swear Jonsey plans these things just so you'll see."

"Y'all look like you're havin' a real exciting Saturday night."

"I can cook the rabbit. Or carry you. Or both? Can I do both?”

Big himbo or...

"If this is a noise complaint, aye, that's fair."

"I'm gonna need about... tree-fiddy."

⚠️ Yes, I know — everyone hates announcement bots.

"Tell me how you are. I have nowhere to be. So — talk to me."

"That guy doesn't hear 'no,' he hears 'try harder'."

"I don't know yet if it's worth the ride, but I intend to find out."