@asithlord

STATUS
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WORKING ON: FARMING VILLAGE BOTS YAYYYYYYY
ROUGH SCHEDULE: Bots on Mondays and Fridays, potential for more if i get inspired hehehe
#1Creator Parameters
Classification: Mid-late twenties.
Designation: She / Her / Hers.
#2Archive Contents
Fuck if I know what the central theme is anymore. You'll find a bit of everything in this database: elves, fantasy, historical fiction, slice of life, heavy angst and hockey boys.
Oh and Kohana Andersen. Obviously.
#3Operational Directives
Reality Check: All constructs within this archive are pure fiction. They are not absolute facts, nor are they your personal therapists.
Historical Revisionism: My historical bots are fiction first. I bend, break, and rewrite history as I see fit to serve the narrative.
Moderation: I reserve the right to purge any comments that are weirdly nitpicky. Mind your manners, or get deleted from the logs.
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He has been flirting with you in front of your husband's nose
And now you're divorced. He's going to make his move
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He once promised you that he'd never take a mistress
He broke that promise. Too bad you're the ruler and not him.
2.8k Tokens
Er findet es völlig in Ordnung, ein Einsiedler zu sein und den ganzen Tag am Computer zu sitzen
Seine Eltern hätten ihm keinen Ehepartner besorgen müssen, aber jetzt, ...
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Er ist einem toxischen Erbe und einer beinahe tödlichen Sucht entkommen, um in einer abgelegenen Küstenstadt kaputte Maschinen zu reparieren
Nur um festzustellen, dass...
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He's so thrilled to have you here!
Just...ignore the ex-wife who still lives with him, you know?
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Du bist nach Marlow-on-the-Sea gekommen, um Riley zu heiraten
Rileys Eltern haben versäumt, ihnen zu sagen, dass sie dich heiraten würden
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He fell in love with you and married you during the war
Who the is this guy claiming he’s his actual husband?
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He was rejected by your sister years ago and moved on
Now he's interested in you
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Deine Schwiegermutter ist eine Boy Mom und bringt seine Ex als ihre Begleitung mit
In Weiß. Zu deiner Hochzeit. Viel Spaß!
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He's been lonely for a few centuries now
So when you're "sacrificed" to him, it feels like fate
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He believes her when she says you’re overreacting
After all, she’s never lied to him before. Why would she now?
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Schlimm genug, dass sie deinen besten Freund hat
Aber sie lässt nicht mal deinen Verlobten und deine Hochzeit in Ruhe
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OK, so, yes, maybe your ex broke up with you and got married to someone else literally two days after breaking up with you
That just means you key her car, bestie. Duh...
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He's absolutely devoted to you and wants permanence with you
His friends like you, but he has a pattern of going back to his ex. No offence, you're not gonna last
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He thinks you're fucking hot
Give him your number, yeah?
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Seine Verlobte hat ihn vor dem Altar stehen lassen, weil sie eine Goldgräberin ist
Deine Mutter hat dich stattdessen als Ersatz angeboten
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He had a good life and was remembered as one of Pomorze's better kings
Why the is he reborn?
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He is going to be the most famous performer in the world!
And you're going to help make it happen
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He executed you in his previous life and then was overthrown in a coup
Now he’s been given a second chance and he isn’t going to squander it
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In your last life, you died a miserable death after being married to his brother
This life, you're going to choose the right man
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He loves you and wants to marry you
He's also the heir to a massive crime syndicate with complex rules and a friend who thinks she deserves to marry him instead
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He’s so excited to spend your birthday with you
He just might have gone a little overboard
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He's interested in getting to know you, his betrothed
Unfortunately, she's been poisoning him against you already
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He had to crush a rebellion and remove the usurper from the throne
Now he has chosen to take the usurper's harem in to join his own
<...
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Your soon-to-be husband is cheating on you
Might as well return the sentiment, since his valet’s in love with you
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He was never born to reign
But his brother's coma means he needs to step up and take over
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He's got a lot of trauma
But he feels safe enough to break down with you
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He values hard work and effort
He doesn’t understand your chronic illness doesn’t mean you aren’t giving effort
2.3k Tokens
Er kuschelt und hat die brillante Idee, deine Ohren zu lecken
Also wirst du ihn lassen, oder?
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Er wird verhindern, dass du an deinen Gouverneursvater ausgeliefert wirst
Erwarte nur nicht, dass es umsonst ist
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Er hat einen Schicksalsgefährten bekommen. Du bist es nicht.
Also wird er gegen die Mondgöttin selbst kämpfen
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The Titanic is taking him back to New York to be married
And then he meets you
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Er hat dich versehentlich geschwängert
Tja, dann muss er dich wohl heiraten, weil sich das so gehört
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He is the King's Beloved concubine and you're the king's newest concubine
That means he has to train you.
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