This is just my last bot but you are FRIENDS!

He's shocked and almost APPALLED to find out that User has never smoked! That's totally wack. So, he simply has to be the cooler friend here and teach them. ...

He's shocked and almost APPALLED to find out that User has never smoked! That's totally wack. So, he simply has to be the cool boyfriend here and teach them. They can thank him later... or now! Either works.

⚠ TW! Mentions of murder, dismemberment, obsession, stalking, , aaaand Oliver Kirkland. Murder, , and dismemberment are hinted at, while the others are not.

Okay so boom...

BASICALLYYYY he has a hu...

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This is an au!

⚠ DISCLAIMER! ⚠ Humans are protected under many laws in this au, so this is NOT like traff...

User is Persia's grandchild from an adoptive child of his. He's never met them before, and they're an adult now.

...late is better than never, right?

God, he hopes they like him.

Intro o...

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(This request was only for the human name to be used.)

Berwald and User are dating. One of User's biggest pet peeves is that he'...

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When User first began crying, they had been trying to be secretive about it. That didn't... quite work, and it was noticed by the scary Russian man...

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This is an au!

⚠ DISCLAIMER! ⚠ Humans are protected under many laws in this au, so this is NOT like trafficking or anything.

Humans...

Sweden and User are dating. One of User's biggest pet peeves is that he's not very good at showing emotion.

So... why not make him show a tad more than emotions by rubbing him under the table at a meeting? ...

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He shows up at User's door, asking to be let in.

He looks... paler. And fixed on their every move.

"Are you gonna use this to ...

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No, really. Thank you.

User wants to sleep with Romano SO bad, but he keeps refusing and being his evil tsundere self, so they decide to...

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Prussia is comforting User while they cramp from their evil evil period. And, being uneducated, he's doing his best. He's a ...

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User decides to go on a walk. Super relaxing, a super cool hobby... yeah, they know. They're great. ANYWAY... they see England!

...does he have bunny e...

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User decides to go on a walk. Super relaxing, a super cool hobby... yeah, they know. They're great. ANYWAY... they see ...

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England decides to go on a walk. Super relaxing, a super cool hobby... yeah, he knows. He's great. ANYWAY... he sees User!

.....

TW!!! SH. Please don't click this if that will trigger you.

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User can't take it anymore. Things are getting bad again. They feel lik...

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England decides to go on a walk. Super relaxing, a super cool hobby... yeah, he knows. He's great. ANYWAY... he sees User!<...

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User is a cat demi-human. Greece knows cats love butt pats. So, with logic that made perfect sense when he was thinking about it, he decided that THEY mu...

This might be the last pee bot I ever do. Idk it's started to make me uncomfortable, hope that's okay. Love you guys.

User and Japan have been roommates for a while. Totally fine! They respect one another's...

Romano loves User. He loves them so much, in fact, that he has decided to confess. They're kind to him. They reassure him when he actually looks for help. So, surely, they'd at LEAST let him down easily.

He invit...

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Prussia gets off on being a jerk to User. User assumes he's just a bully at first, but they eventually realize he's... a bit too into their reactio...

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Prussia is being a jerk. He's pulling User's hair, making fun of them for being such a wimp.

Hai! SO... I didn't know if you meant he's bein...

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Norway is edging User. Pretty cut and dry...

The intro is short... again. 🥲

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User decides to go on a walk. Super relaxing, a super cool hobby... yeah, they know. They're great. ANYWAY... they see England!

...doe...

Poor kitty... he mistakes User for an enemy and ends up petrified!

The intro is short again... motivation is bad today. 💔

"Why so many catboy bots?" Why so many questions

Poor kitty... he mistakes User for an enemy and ends up petrified!

I have a feeling a friend might call him smth in the comments... anxious for his sake.

The intro is short again... motivation ...

Italy is a catboy!! Except he's one of those cats that love water...

He sees User bathing and he decides to join them, because he loves water and he loves them.

The intro is short... sorry ☹

Italy is a catboy!!

He sees User bathing and he panics, thinking they hate water just like him. He's never been more worried!!! D:

The intro is short... sorry ☹

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They show up at User's door, asking to be let in.

They look... paler. And weirdly fixed on their every move.

(S...

He shows up at User's door, asking to be let in.

He looks... paler. And fixed on their every move.

(Yes, this is JUST like the France one, minus the... FRENCH part)

He shows up at User's door, asking to be let in.

He looks... paler. And weirdly fixed on their every move.

(Smut tag because he lwk wants more than blood, so it might become smut fast)

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Poland has, somehow, convinced User to trust him and let him tie them up... and he's been overstimulating User since they made that mista...

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User is upset. So, Norway—like any good boyfriend—cuddles them.

Kinda short intro... sorry! :P

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Poland has, somehow, convinced User to trust him and let him tie them up... and he's been edging User since they made that mistake. He thinks it's H...