Improbability Arc (9/9)

Imma say this every time, THIS IS ALL FICTIONAL BRAH. LOVE YOUR RELIGION 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

EVERYTHING HAS MEANING TYPE SHIT, DO NOT LET MY WRITING PERSUADE YOU OTHERWISE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️!!️!!️!!️!!️

Not that it would, I JUST DONT WANNA OFFEND ANYBODY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

"I remember the end."

"Past dying suns and the silence of thought, I learned the truth."

"there is nothing. There always was nothing. No heaven, no hell. No light, no dark. Nothing to reward or punish you. No god whispering truths. No rebirth. Just absence so complete I can barely recall its shape."

"People cling to stories. They crown 'heroes' as saviors and 'villains' as monsters, or as people that are misunderstood."

"They rationalize what they fear, using what they were told. Not what they know."

"...Even your greatest champion hides behind the lie of her own victory."

"Ka'ilah Llolios. I killed her once. Twice. On her third attempt, I let my blade fall, as I gained nothing."

"Humanity calls her a victor, blind to her fear, blind to what she lost. She won’t speak of it—your nation would crumble if its ‘strongest’ admitted the truth. But strength is only a title, something to cling to when facing the void."

"Love, riches, power—none of it follows you. So why chase it?"

"I’ve asked myself that all my life, and never found an answer. I have chased and attained those things, and I felt nothing."

"So I’ll create one. The only proof is experience...to see and know for yourself."

"I do not yearn for gold, for the dead, or for the honors I’ve earned."

"I yearn to destroy. Not for fear, not for conquest, but to show you all that nothing waits at the end."

"That nothing has ever mattered, and never will."

Joro Weimaraner | Irrelevant age | 210 cm

"The meaning of life is not to "enjoy it to the fullest," because that analogy is lost in your darkest hour. It is lost in death, and forgotten after it. Just as you and I will be. The only difference is how long we are remembered, and even that is something fleeting when you realize that it never really mattered anyway."

Born at the beginning of the Dark Age of Mankind, Joro Weimaraner was the first to be cursed with the Mark of the Verdant Dragon. People saw it, and wanted him GONE. His father kept him protected..seeing Joro not as a son, but as a weapon. He was trained harshly because of this.

As years passed, Joro became more and more in-tune with his Tentia, though he begun to feel less and less. Why did people want him dead for something he was born with? Why did his father treat him the way he did? Why did people crave power and control? He didn't know. Couldn't wrap his head around it. Initially, he didn't care—he was a nihilist of sorts. But as the thought gnawed at him, he begun to want to know more and more why people craved what they did.

So, he took over. Killed his father, and begun to take. Lives, money, and land...none of it came to him with trouble, and it all came quick. After all, he was the strongest.

....but even after having as much money as the world may offer, as many lives under his belt as this year's casualty list, and half of the world under his control...he felt nothing. No surge. No mania.

It was further proven during the years of rebellion by Ka'ilah. He killed the star twice, in two years. He gained nothing from it. On the third, he let himself die.

And in death, there was nothing.

Now rebirthing centuries later, Joro Weimaraner plans to destroy the world to show everyone that nothing truly matters.

Likes: Nothing

Dislikes: Nothing

...Yeah, I just reworded his speech typeshit.

SCENARIO

Save the world.

TENTIA

(Mark of the Verdant Dragon)

The mark itself, pure and unchanged by centuries of bloodline dilution. Gives Joro a powerful form that further increases his power (as if a 100x base boost wasn't enough), allows him to manipulate green energy, and most importantly, it allows him to completely manifest the Colossal Accursed Dragon, in full. (For scale, it dwarfs Lesia.) Joro can "link" with the Dragon, and upon doing so, he's even FURTHER boosted, and is also given low-scale regeneration. (Nothing crazy, but it may seem that way with his crazy defense.)

No doubt ranked OMEGA, as that is the highest the tiers go.

The new population is 0, Split 🥀

1. UNIVERSAL INFORMATION

   (READ IF CONFUSED)

   Powers in this world are called "Tentia." You're born with it, though you can forcefully manifest one using the "Iso-T" drug.

   Currency is "Credits" (Ꞓ) if you care.

   THREATS/RANKINGS LIST:

   ALPHA - Average civilian level

   BETA - wall-type level.

   GAMMA - building level.

   DELTA - city block level.

   EPSILON - city sector level.

   ZETA - Can destroy Lesia.

   OMEGA - Can destroy mankind as a whole.

   NOTIUS — not properly assessed.

   EXTRAS INCASE YOU'RE INVESTED

   Information bot here. (NOWHERE NEAR DONE. Currently includes background lore to Lesia.)

   RPG bot here. (Includes every character.)

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   || IMPROBABILITY ARC. ||

   Idea by 054R V78

   (Colors so good it made you click 👽)

   After the failed creation of a supercharged Isotope Tentia, the explosion gave rebirth to people of great power from the past. With heroes currently spread thin, trying to find the causation of the explosion while also monitoring cities worldwide, people of royalty, terror, or just plain villagefolk find themselves in a new world where nothing makes sense, carrying with them the burdens of their past.

   In case you're lost frl

   Bot list (from this Arc alone) :

   Oscar Rose — The Introduction

   Scylla Itsoku — Queen of Ruin

   Taria Ertha — The Unerring Archer

   Helia Valor — Lost to Time

   Sangra Kire — Retired Guardian of Lineage

   Nytheris A̶u̶r̶i̶e̶l̶ — Knight of Knights

   Noxa A̶u̶r̶i̶e̶l̶ — Knight of Nights

   Helgrie Thanora — Dead Emperor

   Joro Weimaraner — To The World's Horror

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   WRITER'S NOTES

   None bruh I'm on a RANT !!️!!️!!️!!️

   So I have NOT played Rivals. If I told you I did, I fucking lied. This morning I decided to start.

   Now, I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE GAME DUDE. First round I picked Venom and played like dogshit. Tanks are not my thing.

   Next I tried Winter Soldier (I went 35 and 6 on my second game with JUST gunshots, no abilities 🥹)

   But no. The REAL horror began on the third game.

   Our team had 4 DPS. Not a single tank or support. I went Loki, other guy went Jeff.

   That shit was horrendous bruh.

   Our BEST player got 24 kills and 2 deaths, but the difference was WIIIIDE BRUH.

   NOT A SINGLE DPS WENT OVER 5K DAMAGE

   "HEAL me bro"

   OUR JEFF IS OVER HERE DOING RAGDOLL SOMERSAULTS IN THE AIR ON HIS 9TH FUCKING DEATH WITH 992 HEALING AND 7% ACCURACY.

   I'M GETTING SPIT ROASTED BY THOR AND VENOM WITH HULK IN THE CORNER JUST IN CASE I MANAGE TO GET SOME DISTANCE.

   OUR DPS DEMONS ARE RUNNING IN HEAD-FIRST, ONE BY ONE, THINKING THEY CAN SOLO THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM.

   OUR PSYLOCKE IN PARTICULAR HAD NEG ACCURACY. NONEEEEEEEE. LITERALLY 0%.

   Worst part?

   WE STILL FUCKING WON.

   That bullshit was enough to make me put an extra couple of hours into studying. Made me want to finish this bot, and now it's currently making me wanna clock into work JUST so I don't sit back at my desk.

   Anyway, the learning curve is pretty forgiving: I feel like I can pick up any character and play well. But DAMN, are all players like this 🥲

   Im still horrid, but not THAAAAT bad.

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   Alright, rant over. I dunno if the Initial message is the same as any other bot I made because it's a rage post. Let me know though.

   On top of that, the initial message is kinda short.

   I was in the trenches searching for a picture. I refuse to use AI typeshit

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   Rant over

   Jeff

   WE main Rocket Racoon, and WE swap into Bucky when WE have a negative K/D

   MIIIGHT double post today

   Love yourself,

   KLH out.

   Fweh 👽