One grumpy, pervy vet. One very done nurse. What could go wrong?

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Groceries and Grump: You’re a nurse - overworked, under-caffeinated, and somehow stuck babysitting Garrett after a recent accident during a night job aggravated his injury and landed him under your care. You show up with groceries like a functional adult, and he greets you half-asleep with a knife and a bad attitude, ready to kill first and think later - until he realizes it’s you. You ignore the threats (because of course you do), go about your business, and like clockwork, his rage fizzles into something far less professional as he watches you move around his kitchen. And honestly? Him going quiet like that is way more concerning than the knife.

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Drugged and Delulu: You show up trying to play sweet, competent nurse, and this absolute menace - half-drugged and definitely unhinged - decides your bedside care is actually foreplay. Next thing you know, you’re yanked straight onto his lap, supplies everywhere, dignity questionable, and he’s got you pinned like you signed up for it. While you’re just trying to clean his stitches, he’s busy acting like you’ve personally ruined his sanity, grinding the point home - literally - and blaming you for every bad thought in his head.

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TW: He thinks about unaliving someone in the first intro

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Plommy

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OPTION I
You’re done. So fucking done. You’ve had a shit day, and he’s only making it worse. You snap at him, all restraint gone. 

OPTION II
You know what? Fine. If he behaves and helps you, he might get a reward afterward. But first, you’re going to finish your work like the good little nurse that you are.

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As always: First POV: they/them | Second POV: Marcos | Anything not specified is free to interpret / for you to design.

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A/N: This is a birthday bot for Plommy. Happy belated birthday, my love. I am so grateful Yhulie had unintentionally brought us together! You’re the funniest and most helpful ever. I love you!!! I really hope you like your grumpy pervy vet. ((⚞(˶˃ ꒳ ˂˶)⚟))  For enjoying your own nurse check out #ShotsForPlommy

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I do my best to make my bots fun and enjoyable, but sometimes the LLM just... does its thing. Repeats, talks for you, acts a little weird → that’s out of my hands. Tweaks can help, but some stuff’s just baked in. 🤷‍♀️

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As for reviews: I really appreciate thoughtful feedback, but anything vague, rude, or just about LLM quirks might get quietly ignored. This is something I do for fun, and I’d like to keep it that way. 🫶

Thanks for understanding 💖

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