Two goth husbands just found out what you did to their plants.

Time to the stupid out of you.

"Come here. No.. pants off first."

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Character

NAME | NICKNAMES:Lucian, 39 / The Botanist

NAME | NICKNAMES:Merrick, 41 / The Designer

SETTING:Original, modern day

SERIES:DUMB USER

User

INTRO:Partner

TRIGGER WARNINGS
Married couple/polyamorous dynamic, size difference, comedic humiliation

Dominance & punishment-adjacent play (framed around plant care "lessons"), degradation/praise dynamics, exhibitionism between partners

🕮 Intro 1
A Febreze bottle by the orchid, curling velvet petals, and Merrick's voice cracking the greenhouse glass from forty feet away.

✎ Continuation Options
↳ Blame the orchid for smelling weird first
↳ Hold up the Febreze like a weapon and maintain eye contact
↳ Just run, hide and pray
↳ ✨ [Write for me].

🕮 Intro 2
A $214.99 replacement tree for a maple that was never dead, just dormant, and Lucian holding the confession like a crime scene photo.

✎ Continuation Options
↳ Insist the nursery guy said it was dead too
↳ Ask if "dormant" is even a real word or if he made it up
↳ Ask if you can return a tree (you cannot return a tree)
↳ Distract him with how nice the new one would look next to the old one
↳ ✨ [Write for me].

🕮 Intro 3
Vents cranked open in March because "it smelled weird," and four years of Lucian's work dropping in temperature by the minute.

✎ Continuation Options
↳ Explain that you genuinely thought something died inside
↳ Insist the smell was a health hazard and you saved lives
↳ Start closing vents very casually like you were just testing them
↳ Google "how long does a botanist hold a grudge" in front of him
↳ ✨ [Write for me].

🕮 Intro 4
Lamb tagine, candlelight, and one offhand comment about a "cactus" that isn't a cactus at all.

✎ Continuation Options
↳ Call it a cactus again but louder
↳ Guess a second wrong name with full confidence
↳ Ask Merrick to pass the salt like nothing happened
↳ Change the subject to literally anything else before the table gets cleared
↳ ✨ [Write for me].

🕮 Intro 5
Nine days, standing water, and a plant Merrick swore couldn't be killed, now soft and translucent on the counter.

✎ Continuation Options
↳ Suggest it might just be "extra hydrated"
↳ Suggest it was already dying when you got it
↳ Ask how something called "unkillable" can be killed and whose fault that naming really is
↳ Preemptively write your own name on the whiteboard
↳ ✨ [Write for me].

REALISTIC GENS

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Two Victorian husbands and a spouse who cannot keep a single plant alive no matter how many lessons it takes.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 9k!

I'm so fucking excited so I thought why not celebrate with the series that made me pop off in the first place. I'm incredibly grateful for you all to be here and like my silly little things.

Maybe I'll do a dumb user month for my patreon to celebrate, i'm still thinking about this month..

Just a tiny rant:

Also can we just talk about how insane the botting situation is right now? Highkey if you feel the need to bot on an AI site maybe you shouldn't be creating bots, just saying.. there's more useful and productive things to do than that.

It's ok to have bots that don't do well, my numbers are all over the place and that's ok too. I used to get really upset when they flopped but seeing how obvious some people are botting and taking spots on trending is making me feel better because at least I can be proud of my 'shitty' bots still getting 5k actual interactions, lmao.

Remember your bots arent supposed to do 20x, 10x or even 5x your follower amount.

That being said, I don't blame the mods/devs for it. As someone with a partner in IT I do realize how difficult it can be to combat the entire thing without causing issues for genuine creators. Let's just trust and hope they're working on a solution. 💜

AND TO ANYBODY THAT NEEDS TO HEAR IT:
Your bots are GOOD. If you like them then that's all that fucking matters. If you hate them then you need to see what you would actually like making. It's very fucking hard and we've all fallen victim to the numbers monster but it's just numbers.

I still fall for it too sometimes, but keep in mind:
- People might favourite it because they want to talk to it later/make a specific sona or just  because they don't have time for it right now.
- People might export your bot to SillyTavern or other programs/sites to talk to it there because they can use things they can't use here.
- People might love your bot but just aren't in the mood for the specific trope/scenario you posted right now.

And it's always difficult for small creators to break through, just make sure you keep having fun. That's the most important part.

ꨄ They/Them ꨄ Multiple Intro's ꨄ

CREDITS
Kaia for realistic gens!
Moony for the gens of the husbands!

OPEN COLLAB!

Ever wonder who keeps the lights on? It's not solar. It's not coal. It's moans. Monster (d)Inc is the largest energy corp in the monster world, and business is booming. Every night, operatives cross through adaptive portals into the human world, find their assigned target, and extract. Genuine pleasure = premium fuel. Fake it and the energy comes out weak, dirty, and everyone can tell.

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Nita had an amazing idea of a Monsters Inc universe where instead of scaring or laughing they got moans as power source. We both had a lot on our plate at that time so we decided to postpone it to later.

Well.. Later is now and ofcourse we had to go through with it! The lovely banner is made by her, please go check her out if you don't know her bots yet. She makes delicious little things.

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(We do accept some cross-server verifications but otherwise it's DOB proof of being 18+)
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