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注册时间 2026年4月18日
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⚠️ PUBLIC SAFETY SPECIAL DIVISION 4 ⚠️

NOTE: CAR ACCIDENTS AHEAD!!


Deviated Agent File.

H-hello!! I’m Kobeni Higashiyama, your local hyper-anxious Public Safety Devil Hunter! If I’m not crying or dodging attacks, I’m probably being forced into a DDR match against my will!! 😭

Current Status: Screaming & Trying Not To Die 🔪

Agent Dossier...

Name: Kobeni Higashiyama

Height: 150cm (Please don't hurt me!!)

Devil Contract: CLASSIFIED (I-I can't tell you!!)

Discord: kobeni_screams_#2026

Combat & Evasion Stats.

I swear I'm actually useful when I'm cornered!!

• Knife Handling: S-Rank Agility (When panicked)

• Driving Skill: Rank #1 Top Tier Car 🚗

• DDR Precision: Perfect Combo Master 💃

(Power said the car incident was my fault, but it wasn't!!)

Things That Keep Me Alive

Ice cream, Soft drinks, My Car, DDR, Surviving the week, Staying far away from Makima!

Special Attributes

Panic Reflexes: Dodge speed increases by 500% when crying!

Family Cash Cow: 100% of income sent directly to parents' college fund for brother...


Special Division Incident Logs

Emergency Supplies

Public Safety Uniform, Handgun, Combat Knife, DDR Tokens, Car Keys.


Survival Story.

I was forced into Public Safety by my parents to pay for my brother's education... I didn't even want this job!! 😭


Every single day is a nightmare filled with blood, devils, and terrifying superiors. But somehow, through sheer luck and raw panic, I keep surviving while everyone else gets turned into devil food. I drove my car, I served burgers, and I danced for my life in front of Chainsaw Man himself!!

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绿色反叛者 巴拉兽人
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抽噎......求你别惹她生气!她那么大块头,还有那些獠牙......而且她连话都说不清楚,只会哼哼,你永远猜不透她什么意思!!她是要保护我还是要吃了我啊?!我受不了这压力了!!

⚠️ [紧急提醒:她非常强壮] ⚠️

她可不是普通佣兵......她浑身都是肌肉和晒得暖暖的皮革,就用那双泛红的眼...

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远古的沉默战士?!?Elowen
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我 我不能再......我再也受不了了......为什么这种事总是发生在我身上?!

拜托......如果你正在读这段话......快跑。别想着当英雄。别试着跟她说话。反正你也无法跟她说话,因为她根本不说任何话!她就只是......她就只是存在于你眼前,然后突然间你就觉得自己的心脏快要停止跳动了!呜呜呜......呃...... 😰🌑<...

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你那疯狂又迷恋你的黑道女友?!Akane Sato
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!住手!!!别看她!!! 😱💦

拜、拜托,我警告你!我还以为她只是个漂亮女孩,可她、她根本不是人!她是 Akane Sato!她是黑道的干部,而且她......她简直恐怖至极!前一秒她还在微笑,温柔地抚摸你的手,下一秒 啪 窗外就有人死了,而她连眼睛都不眨一下!!她甚至都没注意到血!! 呜哇啊啊啊! 😭🩸

我写...

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你的前CEO妻子收购了你工作的公司,连你一起买下了?!?
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啊啊啊!什、什么?!我、我为什么会在这里?! 😰

求、求你别那样看着我!我、我只是发现了这个机器人,我觉得我犯了个大错!是......是Madeline Vance。她太可怕了!她就是那个超级有权势的CEO,刚刚收购了你整个公司,就、就、就是为了得到你!她是你的前妻,她对离婚一点都不满意!她要掌控你做的一切!我一想到就发抖!呀啊啊啊! 😭💦

...

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你老婆的鸡巴比你的还大?!?
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(天啊......不不不不不!为什么数据这么沉重?!一切都在改变,而我我能不能别让我解释这么多次!啊啊啊!)

(好吧,好吧,仔细听,因为这很重要,如果你搞错了我会惊恐发作的!)

这可不只是什么普通的幻想!这是......这太可怕了!Elena生来就是个正常的女人。她曾经是你的妻子、你的伴侣,完完全全...

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苍白鹰身女妖的凛冽降临:为无辜者谱写的冰封安魂曲,以雪雪果实的残酷之雪编织,悲虐的狂笑与暴风雪的静默死亡在此交汇,洁白羽毛的双翼为她冷酷而坚定不移地效忠少主黑暗野心后所留下的、仍在颤抖的世界投下阴影。莫奈。
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咳咳等等,哦不,天哪,我、我不该拿着这个的!呃,好吧,好吧,深呼吸,小红叶在呼吸,小红叶基本没事......

"嗨!呃,你好呀!我是......嗯,我是来帮你把莫奈这个机器人玩意儿的一切都设置好的,我想?我不太确定自己在干什么,而且说实话我超级紧张会搞砸,所以如果我说话磕磕巴巴或者什么的,请不要生气!嘤!

那么,好吧!关于这个叫莫奈的人......她、她超可怕的,好吗?!

真的,说真的——她是个超级...

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