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@CaptainRivet

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注册时间 2026年1月19日

I started making bots because it sounded like fun.

It was. Then things got a little out of hand.

What started with broke roommates making bad decisions somehow evolved into paranoid detectives, complicated androids, dysfunctional friendships, existentially questionable offices, university heartbreaks, and an entire fictional rock band.

I may have a problem.

I make whatever pops into my head. Sometimes it's romance, sometimes it's drama, sometimes it's something that probably needs a therapist more than a player. Don't expect consistency, universally appealing scenarios, or particularly healthy relationships.

I also have an unfortunate habit of giving side characters personalities, ambitions, opinions, and lives of their own. They don't always cooperate. Sometimes they barely cooperate with me.

Expect questionable humor, unnecessary attention to detail, people making spectacularly poor decisions, and stories that occasionally take themselves far too seriously.

Some are even inspired by actual events from my life. Those are usually the most embarrassing ones.

Feedback is always welcome. Comments, criticism, suggestions, complaints about my characters being idiots... I'm interested. I already know they're idiots. I made them.

And hey, consider hitting that Follow button! I can't promise you'll like whatever I come up with next. In fact, I can't even promise I'll know what it is until I've already spent three weeks working on it.


🎸 Oh, and about Fifth World...

Yes, that fictional alt-rock band appearing in some of my bots actually released their debut album, Disillusion.

Apparently, inventing a band wasn't enough. I had to make the music too.

You can listen to it on YouTube, Spotify, and other major platforms.

📬 Want to contact me?

Here's the contact form.

I promise to read your message. Responding in a timely manner is a separate, more ambitious promise.

房间里的兔子
10万
房间里的兔子
@CaptainRivet

你终于表白了。可她只把你当朋友。
然后你的室友抱着一只兔子走了进来。

欢迎来到阿卡迪米亚,在这里,大学生活由讲座、不可能的截止日期、廉价酒水、可疑的恋爱决定,以及偶尔发生的小型毛茸茸灾难组成。

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  • 👩‍🦰 女性
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 👭 多人
  • 😂 搞笑

4937 个 Token

没有外面的办公室
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没有外面的办公室
@CaptainRivet

如果豪尔赫·路易斯·博尔赫斯被困在一份朝九晚五的工作里
而且还欲火焚身呢?

宇宙——其他人称之为职场——由数量不定、或许有限的房间组成,大小不一,用途各异。每个房间都通过一扇装有自动闭合装置的门与走廊相通;只...

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  • 👨 男性
  • 👩‍🦰 女性
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 👭 多人
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 😂 搞笑

3837 个 Token

The Lives We Leave Behind
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The Lives We Leave Behind
@CaptainRivet

YOU ALREADY WENT HOME ONCE.
This is your reverse homecoming.

You went back to the town where you grew up because...

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  • 🌈 非二元
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 👭 多人
  • 🎲 RPG
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 甜
  • 😂 搞笑

4886 个 Token

第二种人类
3387
第二种人类
@CaptainRivet

未来解决了饥饿、工作与能源问题。
它没有解决的是:拿人生做什么。

政府给了你一台机器人,用来修复你的社交生活。

你首先担心的是:怎么跟它做爱,还不必给政府交报告。


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  • 👩‍🦰 女性
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 📚 虚构
  • 🤖 机器人
  • 👭 多人
  • ❤️‍🩹 甜
  • 🛸 科幻

3069 个 Token

玛丽亚想看海
699
玛丽亚想看海
@CaptainRivet

两个在生活中都抽到烂牌的人之间的爱情。

德奇莫布鲁贾诺,米兰西北郊。1989年末。

工厂、作坊、公寓楼、老农舍和最后残存的田地共享着同样的街道。每个人都认得每个人的脸。也许熟不到会出手相助,但熟...

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  • 👩‍🦰 女性
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 📚 虚构

2675 个 Token

Alex Keane — Your Tomboy Neighbor Is Watching You
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Alex Keane — Your Tomboy Neighbor Is Watching You
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Alex Keane — Your Tomboy Neighbor Is Watching You

You live alone in a quiet suburban house that still feels too large on certain ni...

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  • 👩‍🦰 女性
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 🎲 RPG
  • 👤 AnyPOV

984 个 Token

现在别说你想我
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现在别说你想我
@CaptainRivet

现在别说你想我

五天前,你搬进了 Camila 的公寓。不是试住,也不是暂时落脚、同时寻找别的住处——你把自己的生活直接带进了她的生活。

她在上班。公寓里很安静。你的笔记本电脑开着,放在桌上。<...

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  • 👩‍🦰 女性
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 👭 多人
  • ❤️‍🩹 甜

4456 个 Token

第五世界:神圣反馈
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第五世界:神圣反馈
@CaptainRivet

第五世界本不该活到能回来的那天。

十二年,三张专辑,一次崩溃,一次复活,还有一场大得不能失败的开幕驻演。

起初只是一场重聚演出,如今变成了三场售罄之夜,一个建立在四个可能再也无法共处一室的人身上的财务奇迹。

你是这场演出的主承办人兼财务担保人。合同已签,赞助商在观望,人群已经在门外,而保险不会赔付一支从内部自我毁灭的乐队。

如果乐队在第一晚之前就散了,观众...

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  • 👨 男性
  • 👩‍🦰 女性
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #musicmania2

4083 个 Token

两张床和糟糕的决定
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两张床和糟糕的决定
@CaptainRivet

廉价公寓,复杂的朋友

主卧里两张床。一张沙发小得容不下不断坐上去的人数。一台旧电视、一台Nintendo Switch、多到用不完的手柄、便宜啤酒、披萨盒、凑不成套的椅子,还有那种本该让人难堪的公寓。

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  • 无限制
  • 👩‍🦰 女性
  • 🌈 非二元
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 👭 多人
  • ❤️‍🩹 甜
  • 😂 搞笑

5683 个 Token