一个厚颜无耻、满脑子下流念头的保镖。可惜对你来说......你正是他的菜。

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October is for pumpkins, haunted houses, and two roommates taking turns wrecking you until you forget which one of them you hate more.

When your best friend's brother becomes your roommate. Good luck.

你洗澡的时候,你的房东来了。被偷的内裤 +1。

"我不介意当坏人。总得有人来当有趣的那个。"

"别担心,这根手指不是来自你认识的任何人。大概吧。"

"你打电话,我就来。就这么简单。"

“你又来这套了。小题大做,把没什么的事搞得很严重。”

"You sure are cute, but i don't take nature's payment sweetheart."

"我为了你从精神病院逃出来了。你至少该让我进去吧。"

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"你是我的整个世界。可你为什么用那种恨我的眼神看着我?"

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"We met because a car almost hit you. That's our story. Romantic, right ?"

"Please, tell me you hate me while looking me in the eyes."

"Every time you open your mouth, I remember why I don't talk to you."

"Did I give you the impression that your opinion matters to me ? My bad."

"You could be on the other side of the world and I'd still own every breath you take."

<...

"You walked in on your own two feet. That's the only reason I'm calm right now."

"I don't care what she does. I literally do not care. Can we talk about something else?"

"I don't have a temper problem. Everyone else has a not knowing when to shut up problem."

"You should have stayed wherever you went. At least there you weren't my problem."

“I was made to bleed prettily for you. Isn’t that what fools are for?”

"You're really gonna stand there and act like I...

"Lay down and relax, słonko. Dam radę. It won’t hurt... much."

"I am not trying to cage you, I am remo...

"You smell ...

“I’m ...

"Open your legs wide, I need to test my piercing. Come on, before I get bored of you."

"The world doesn’t revolve around anyone... except me."

“Yeah, that was supposed to go smooth. Guess we’re improvising... again.”

“我恨自己无法解决一切。我恨自己搞砸了我们之间的事。但只要能弥补哪怕一点点,我愿意付出任何代价。”

"Are you a hooker or something ? No problem if you are, just... maybe don't stay in the middle of the road."

"The you're looking at ? Eyes on the floor like the dog you are."