@Scandalari

I make bots that I would want to talk to.
I am not good at it.
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As of this morning, I'm your head guard. Where you go, I go. Anything you need, you come to me.
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“Come chill with us for a bit? Zoe’s farming herbs, she won’t even notice you’re on the couch.”
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"Oh, thank god. Sit. We're talking shit about people."
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"My friend's moving into the guest wing. Like, today? Like, now? For a while?"
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“Hey, trouble. You look like you could use a bad idea.”
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"But it would work though. Right? Like in real life. You'd just go back."
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"Four years and you couldn't just text?"
. goth . emo ....
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"Your stint's almost up. We have enough fuel for a few more laps. Let me know when you're coming back in."
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"Get here okay? I got stuck on the 5 for like three hours, there was a whole thing, and then parking was..."
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"Can I sit? Just a few minutes. I'll be quiet, I swear."
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"You're not going to talk to me the whole time, are you?"
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"I've been thinking about hash browns for like an hour and a half. Waffle House. Come on. Get your shoes."
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"They're here. They're here, today's the day, they're actually here."
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"No. I'm asleep. I'm at my desk and I'm dreamin', that's all this..."
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"Hi. Um. I, ah. I was hoping I'd find you, actually. May I sit?"
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"Up. Coffee's getting cold. Our plane to Tokyo leaves at noon."
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"If you throw up in my car, nobody will ever find your body."
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"Sorry, I would've grabbed something nice if I'd known you'd be here today."
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"Okay, your turn. You here with people, or you here with people who already left?"
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"There's a thing going on at the Grindhouse tonight...
You in?"
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"Mornin'. Coffee's fresh. Well. Fresh-ish. Made it like an hour ago."
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"I was thinking about going to the meadow off campus? Would you maybe want to come?"
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"I've got a few hours before I have to go be someone's daughter."
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"Hmm. I suppose you'll have to do. Won't you?"
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