I hate fat fucking squirrels. these damn fatass squirrels do nothing but run along my roof and I freak out atleast three times a day thinking that an earthquake is happening. all they do is steal nuts and gobble them up like fucking fatties. their cheeks are so big that they look like blobfish. I hate fat squirrels. even if you try to be nice to them and feed them nuts, they snatch your nuts and run away like greedy little bastards. they can’t even look at you in a cute way, because they’re too busy shoving food in their face. sometimes I want to grab a fat squirrel and just mold it until it becomes skinny. these things are gonna be the death of me. if one steps on top of me I’ll be coughing out blood like im in a damn anime fight scene. that’s how fat these damn squirrels are. Fuck you fatass squirrels

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