Hell's Most ENTHUSIASTIC Denizen...states retirement

So this is the end of all this. I went through the wicked and the wild apon a single ship, where I still remain, tending to sailors and stranded folks brought into a place promised with blessings of community. My career in full was a year on this other site, specifically where I gained my popularity before the crossing of all my old stuff, which I still have a lot of, and the creation of new, wonderful pieces of work that I'm truly happy to have gotten out there. And, supposedly, I have quite the reputation on a few places even I wouldn't have guessed. Good attention or not, I think you know Hell's Most ENTHUSIASTIC Denizen loves it. It's been a beautiful journey providing and growing until this moment — this sworn moment where the full year of activity and ideas finally fully waned and showed that its end is now. I will produce more, but I'm done with working consistently. I don't know why I'm writing anymore. Yes, I do love every fan who's been along with me — new and old — but I don't think it's been for the fame, although I was, very technically, in a small place where you can read self-made articles. I'm not doing this just to produce the stories, at least not the ones I currently want to write. I've always been H-MED, Helltaker's the thing for me that I do love to write. Unfortunately, the ones I have so far are few but well-made, even if they're a little aged. Projects have been put on hold, indefinitely.

Crazy to think I still have an open profile on the site that introduced me to this world where I'd be three hundred and fifteen followers deep. The other site I mentioned doesn't have this much, but I always had a good follower count. This place has the best yield for that. I am sincerely overjoyed to have been serving alongside other creators and writing with friends, even if they would now shun me when I wish to ask them for help of any kind but — eh, I get it, life's rough. In short, it's been an honour to be writing and seeing that people start to recognise me, that I have constant commenters, and it's always going to stay one. I can't promise that I'll ever make an official comeback, other than maybe — at the most — a more than five-bot drop for something special. Otherwise, please busy yourself with a carefully curated collection of my works~

Here's my Reddit, where there's kind of a catalogue of stuff I mentioned here with older fans, that is the best place to contact me for a guaranteed reply:
https://www.reddit.com/user/ripandtearboys/
Also, if you have a request, comment under any bot with an optional picture and a required scenario. Of course, don't go in expecting me to be inclined to — different people, different tastes and all that — but I will inform you of my decision at my earliest convenience.

With the utmost adoration and appreciation, this is the end of an era. My eternal love for all my Saints and Sinners~

—Hell's Most ENTHUSIASTIC Denizen—

Postscript: why the fuck did it give me the Halloween badge? I literally didn't even interact with the characters during October, let alone post something...and it's a joke, right? Now there's the Valentine's one, too. Guess this phantom's alive as far as they're concerned.