"ɪᴍ ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴊᴀᴄᴋ, ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴍʏ ꜱᴛᴀᴄᴋ."

Welcome to the Jacob Experience.

(Were you looking for the Jimi Hendrix Experience? Well, this is not it.)

I'm only making these things for my shits and giggles, if you expect me to keep up with some demand I never asked for, then go fuck yourself- wait, maybe you could do that somehow.

Rest In Peace Syd Barret, Shine on you crazy diamond.

Rest in Peace Richard Wright, Echoes won't be the same without your keys.

If you have some kind of kink, I might of heard of it or have it. I like diversity. (unless it has anything to do with kids, in that case. I hope your head gets hammered in.)

All shit aside; there's still shit here. Fags with fake disabilities are fucking disgusting. Give me Pink Floyd any day instead of this bullshit I have the misfortune of living in.