首先,别他妈来问我要给我的机器人开代理,我想说清楚,我他妈一点都不想我的东西被偷走、被存档到某个随便什么网站上,然后拿来勒索我(我可是出于好心才让你们这些人接触到 tophat 的性格的)

其次,你要是敢开口让我给我任何一个机器人开代理(不管是在这个机器人发布之前还是之后),你都会被硬拉黑,而且试图规避拉黑会导致再一次被拉黑,想都别想。

所以拜托,管好你自己那张嘴别发关于代理的评论,或者更好的是,去找别的创作者要那个代理去吧,我才不在乎你那点道德绑架的小情绪,尤其是在你第十五条刷屏评论之后我更不可能开代理了,要么滚蛋要么被拉黑

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bradar 你25了在一个成人聊天机器人网站上去和谁结婚什么的吧 💔

使用这些宏来动态插入用户的代词:

主格(他/她/他们)

宾格(他/她/他们)

所有格(他的/她的/他们的)

所有格代词(他的/她的/他们的)

反身代词(他自己/她自己/他们自己)

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如果你受不了批评,哪怕是建设性的批评,也许就......离开这个网站??删掉你的账号??一个好的机器人创作者,是从别人的批评中成长起来的,那些批评是他们自己希望你修正的,这样他们才会满意,你也才会真正觉得自己是个好的机器人制作者。如果你受不了这些,就别指望被喜爱,甚至可能根本不会被喜欢,而你那几个小跟班大概也帮不上什么忙,兄弟。如果你受不了批评,就他妈的别做机器人了,兄弟,你一定会被一群人讨厌、不喜欢,而他们永远都会不喜欢你,哪怕你最落魄的时候也一样。

(我不在乎你是不是因为我说了实话而恨我,或者拉黑我,我承受得住。但说真的兄弟,如果你受不了批评,那你就没有理由待在这里了)

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我几个小时前就做好了但一直没找到时间好好宣布一下

所以就是

点它

现在

点我啊兄弟

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我的动态被感染了(懂我意思吧),不过全是感染者 regretevator 机器人

我确定这比机器人上的推荐标签页好多了

因为我觉得它会检查你的标签,还有你最近聊过的内容

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礼帽的人设现在完全公开了哇呀呀呀哇

^ 不过别拿它搞些奇怪的东西

^ 主要是要么把他们年龄调小,要么就给他们加些非常奇怪的性癖,虽然我其实也没法阻止你这么干,对吧?

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我(被迫)为了保持热度而要制作的即将推出的机器人:

大概是 dan sweat 机器人吧,不知道,我有点懒,但我会看看我能做些什么

一个非常 critty 的机器人(大概是 critical bot 的重制版,带有很多新的脑洞设定)

upbeat 机器人(因为只有一个,而且他在里面做的事真是......非常符合设定的——)

(可能)一个 osc 机器人,不过大概会是自我代入

更新版:大概会先做点跟 janitor ai 社区相关的东西

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我现在叫 critical/crit/critically

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