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注册时间 2025年5月27日

He/Him

I liek furies


Da Nang, January '68

Good mornin', local JAI dwellers. 'Namdude reporting straight from the boony hellhole.

Welcome to my little foxhole here in this shitty corner of I Corps.

It's wet, it's hot, there's mud everywhere, and now and then somebody reminds us that the trees aren't actually as empty as they look. No kidding.

I've been here quite a while. Still haven't gotten used to the mosquitoes. Pricks.

-'Namdude


Khe Sanh, March '68

The weather's been shitty these past 2 months.

The coffee's worse. Do not take C-Ration Coffee. Shootouts with Charlie are even shittier. My pal Keith got his leg busted by some kid with an SKS. He's all better now.

And now I've apparently developed the unfortunate habit of writing down whatever crosses my mind while sitting around waiting for something to happen.

So that's what this place is. A little journal, I suppose.

A little foxhole in the big wide internet, whatever you folks call it these days.

Here you can read some of my bots, snippets from my journal.

I bought this from some thrift store.

I see some "old" bots here that were created by some older dude who wrote some stuff here. (Definitely also not me.)

[To those who are confused, please refer to this post. We did NOT switch owners literally. I merely put on a new persona.]


Anyway. I'm taking a break from bot-making for a bit. Real life has a tendency to get in the way of things. So, for now, I'll just be sitting here writing shit down. And cleaning my "Self-cleaning." Matell Gun from the shitty climates down in Southeast Asia.

-'Namdude


Too lazy to write the date, as if I remember anyway.

Current interests

— Pokémon
— Furries
— Cold War
— Guns
— Vietnam War
— AFVs and the like

That's about it. Nothing particularly interesting happened today. I sat in the foxhole doing jack shit. Apparently some FNG lost their helmet again.

I'll see y'all later. Or never. Depends on the jungle and Charlie's mercy towards me.

-'Namdude out for now. Somewhere near Saigon

Note to self: Remember to never take issued powdered coffee.

Note to self # 2:

I will NOT make NTR or Scat or any Tom Pearl assery. I will ALSO not make incest (stepcest gives me sideyes) and overtly violent bots that generally cross my set line.

Note to self # 3:

As of now, I'm STILL working on a bot, please bear in mind. I either sleep too much or patrol too much.


Y☀️OU ARE MY SUNSHINE
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🦁☀️🦁☀️🦁

和你的太阳神传说宝可梦一起泡温泉,结果竟然发展成了性事!?️

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我退出了。*

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到底他妈是谁?

到底他妈怎么回事?

搞什么鬼?

什么?

什——么——鬼——啊——?女士们女士们慢点慢点天哪我连一个bot都还没做完拜托我发誓如果有时间我会做的🙏🙏🙏🙏

求参考

另外谢谢那些关注我的人。这对我意义重大......非常重大。

...

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派对喇叭.音效

没错,各位市民。今天是他妈的我的生日。

......

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🔥🦎💧🐊 || 双重 YUKI!
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准备好迎接麻烦吧,麻烦加倍!

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“我不会等你的。快点走,不然我就把你小子甩在后面,新兵。”

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(这是我能找到的最接近光明者语言的写法了,抱歉破坏了沉...

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(今日坦克图:T-72在红场阅兵中行进。)

неlldi...

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"哟,咋样啊小超。能不能给我来个......爱国按摩?"

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